I have several elderly customers at the bank who try to catch me in "jesus christ I'm so lonely let me vent my lack of anything interesting going on in my life to you, you surely want to hear about it continually even though the aspects of my career thirty years ago are completely impossible for you to understand through the unfocused narrative ( Read more... )

I'm still kicking ( Read more... )

Banks really shouldn't be open on Saturday mornings. I don't care how much revenue we take in from having the day open, it's bullshit ( Read more... )

When I first accepted John's offer to work with him on this project, I never knew how stupidly hard it would be ( Read more... )

An amusement theatre for children where each room was haunted, specifically a room where a tight pressed sheet was used to simulate a wall, and masks appeared pressed against it and sang to the children, also some sort of moving image inside it as well. The masks sing to the children until the children (possibly directed by a guide/helper) find a ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I was living in my parent's house, but instead of the current occupants, it was owned by an older lesbian couple who was renting out a room to me. To make matters worse, I had to pretend to be gay to live there.
The younger one hated me for some reason, while the other worked as a dominatrix and was very cheerful.

So yeah?

This guy came into the bank, wrote a note on the back of a deposit slip a note in poor handwriting "I have a gun, give me 50's and 100's." He then proceeded to say "now, charles" several times tensely, and banged his hands on the counter ( Read more... )

I've just finished my last day at home depot (yesterday). I'm now working at the bank pretty close to full time, if not more occaisionally ( Read more... )

So I'm now completely moved in, as it were. I'm enjoying myself being in the company of my family ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )