Book Reviews (None Good)

May 23, 2010 22:52

All M/M books that were either appalling, sporktacular or just bad. Or all three. (otherwise known as "how the hell do these things get published?!)

Simple Men or simple is definitely how'd I describe it - as in simply offensive )

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annafugazzi May 24 2010, 06:07:32 UTC
::howling::

Right, so, I nearly woke up my kids laughing. Also, OMFG, you read shite so we don't have to. You are a brave, selfless woman.

::wipes eyes::

Thank you.

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wook77 May 24 2010, 14:40:25 UTC
I try ;)

Some of these are absolutely golden in a horrible sporkable way. I seriously recommend the were-house book because it was amazingly bad. You think you're laughing now but you should read it and then.... the flood gates will open :D

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cornmouse May 24 2010, 06:16:25 UTC
Oooh, I'll definitely be checking out Hero, if it's as LULZY as you say. I loooove me some lulzy books. They're fun to read with friends ( ... )

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wook77 May 24 2010, 14:43:10 UTC
I'm not saying that you should totally send it to me. What I'm saying is that I would love to experience this book.

The way you're describing this book is definitely the were-house. We'll see which one is worse. The were-house was just as good as my favorite mPreg. After all, my fave mPreg didn't end with one of the heroes turning into a lovely, invisible Japanese style house with a full-on Japanese garden where he and his lover got married in front of all their parents except for the sea sprite. Does your book feature a dude getting married within himself? I don't think so :P

And I'm just saying that if you want to experience this one for yourself, I can make that happen.

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cornmouse May 25 2010, 00:59:55 UTC
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F4TVFWZH

I just uploaded this, so the link should be good. There are apparently 6 or 7 in the series, but this one was so awful amazing, that I didn't feel the need to endure more ruin the experience.

The main male character doesn't turn into a house, but...well....it's pretty fucking epic and I really don't want to spoil any of it. Just when you think it couldn't get any more cracked out than it is....it does. Like, by leaps and bounds. I was rolling at the end of the first chapter, and the fucking book just kept getting better and better well, whatever it is that it gets. *L*

As for yours, I'm going to look around for it to see if I can find it. If I can't, I'll let you know, bcs I definitely need to read it.

PS: If you're unable to read .lit files, let me know and I'll transfer it to html :D:D:D

PSS: I recommend wine.
>.>
Lots of wine.

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reddwarfer May 24 2010, 07:06:05 UTC
Wut? Were house? Srsly?

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wook77 May 24 2010, 14:44:43 UTC
Seriously. He's a house. He can't go outside of himself so everyone has to come inside of him where they then see a beautiful, effiminate man that's been forced to wear dresses, scrub himself, cook for all the evil fey and get raped multiple times.

I really think the author heard "life as a house" and went "what an amazing idea! I can write a were house book!"`

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elanorofcastile May 24 2010, 12:26:26 UTC
ಠ_ృ

That's all I've got :P

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wook77 May 24 2010, 14:44:58 UTC
Oh these books.

and I love that face.

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elanorofcastile May 24 2010, 14:59:38 UTC
I still can't believe you spent money on them :P

Word. It's pretty much excellence embodied in an emoticon.

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dmlpacker May 30 2010, 21:34:19 UTC
LOL This is unbelievably entertaining. *snickers*

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