Book Reviews (None Good)

May 23, 2010 22:52

All M/M books that were either appalling, sporktacular or just bad. Or all three. (otherwise known as "how the hell do these things get published?!)

Simple Men or simple is definitely how'd I describe it - as in simply offensive )

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cornmouse May 24 2010, 06:16:25 UTC
Oooh, I'll definitely be checking out Hero, if it's as LULZY as you say. I loooove me some lulzy books. They're fun to read with friends.

And speaking of lulzy books, my friend and I just finished reading this one together:

http://www.amazon.com/Slave-Star-Chronicles-Cheryl-Brooks/dp/1402211929/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1274681503&sr=8-1-catcorr

It is, bar none, the worst book I've ever read.

"But, Aut!" you say, "why are you telling me to read the worst book you've ever read?"

"My dear Wook," I'll tell you, "you will laugh until you cry." Seriously. We laughed so hard we cried. There are no words to describe how fucked in the head this author must be. It's right up there with your favourite mPreg, only this is in fucking print and available at your local barnes and noble (I weep for the future of print).

Though I don't actually suggest that you spend $$ on this. >.> I've got a copy in eBook for if you're interested.

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wook77 May 24 2010, 14:43:10 UTC
I'm not saying that you should totally send it to me. What I'm saying is that I would love to experience this book.

The way you're describing this book is definitely the were-house. We'll see which one is worse. The were-house was just as good as my favorite mPreg. After all, my fave mPreg didn't end with one of the heroes turning into a lovely, invisible Japanese style house with a full-on Japanese garden where he and his lover got married in front of all their parents except for the sea sprite. Does your book feature a dude getting married within himself? I don't think so :P

And I'm just saying that if you want to experience this one for yourself, I can make that happen.

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cornmouse May 25 2010, 00:59:55 UTC
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F4TVFWZH

I just uploaded this, so the link should be good. There are apparently 6 or 7 in the series, but this one was so awful amazing, that I didn't feel the need to endure more ruin the experience.

The main male character doesn't turn into a house, but...well....it's pretty fucking epic and I really don't want to spoil any of it. Just when you think it couldn't get any more cracked out than it is....it does. Like, by leaps and bounds. I was rolling at the end of the first chapter, and the fucking book just kept getting better and better well, whatever it is that it gets. *L*

As for yours, I'm going to look around for it to see if I can find it. If I can't, I'll let you know, bcs I definitely need to read it.

PS: If you're unable to read .lit files, let me know and I'll transfer it to html :D:D:D

PSS: I recommend wine.
>.>
Lots of wine.

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