Fic: Strip and Bend (HP, Snarry, Crack)

[wook77]

Title: Strip and Bend (the world is going to end)
Author: wook77
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape. Sort of.
Warnings: Severus Snape has a working penis.
Rating: R
Summary: Severus Snape has a working penis.
A/N: For djin7 on the occasion of her birthday. Unbeta'd. Also - it's me writing Snarry so be aware that this is crack. Still, I

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[red_squared]

...

D:

Brewed, Potter, I brewed you a dildo.

Eheheheheheh.

[wook77]

:( God cries every time I think of Snarry. That is my only excuse :(

[reddwarfer]

I think I just sort of died.

[wook77]

I'm gonig to take that as "in a good way". Or not. Because this is me. writing snarry. See why the "the world is gonna end" was added?

The things I do for DJ

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AHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWW

[wook77]

LOLOLOLOLOL BEST REACTION EVER

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caused mostly by this part: his nose grew larger as his hair dripped with the exertions and pleasure of having his brewed cock sucked. :D

[djin7]

It's the thought that counts.

HEEEE! This is priceless, and I wonder if I can fit it all on an icon, as it wins:

Harry continued sucking, using his tongue along the bottom of the dildo. It tasted like peaches and cream, which he, thankfully, enjoyed. If all cocks tasted like peaches and cream, he was going to enjoy turning himself into a cocksucker instead of having a platonic, romantic relationship with the eunuch known as Severus Snape.

Snape's robes flapped like a bat's wings and his nose grew larger as his hair dripped with the exertions and pleasure of having his brewed cock sucked.

Awesome! ilu ♥

[wook77]

I warned you for badness, though, right?

You know that Snape would have a peaches and cream flavor added.

[wook77]

LOL. It's not the best crack in the world but it was the best I could do with Severus Snape's willie involved.