Other people are responding in a much more sane and logical manner to SEE and its crazy ass attempt to mask their quest to get their ship in canon by using the Greater Good of Gay Rights BBs than I ever could. I can't really think of anything other than GTFO. No, really, GTFO ( Read more... )

Title: Strip and Bend (the world is going to end)
Author: wook77
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape. Sort of.
Warnings: Severus Snape has a working penis.
Rating: R
Summary: Severus Snape has a working penis.
A/N: For djin7 on the occasion of her birthday. Unbeta'd. Also - it's me writing Snarry so be aware that this is crack. Still, I ( Read more... )

Title: Three Halves Make a Whole (at least for the Malfoys)
Author: wook77
Pairing H/D
Wordcount: 2848
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack
Summary: Draco is half Jewish, half Veela and half Black, the family, of course. Harry is confused. Of course, they're destined to be together.
A/N: Day 11 and 12 (cause I'm going to cheat and count the word count for two days ( Read more... )

Had nightmares last night about merry_smutmas.

The nightmare was that the person who lucked out or luck ran out and got my request wrote me Snupin. I know that I have Snupin lovers on my flist but for me? It's the Snape!squick thing, sorry but there it is ( Read more... )

I'S FREEE!!!!! SMEAGOL IS FREE!!!!!!

So, err, nothing to see here, ignore the crack. seriously, ignore it.

I've quite a bit of painting experience, as most of my flist can attest as I've spent the past few weeks bemoaning how much I've had to paint in my house.

In honour of this, I bring you A Slasher's Guide to Painting. There are 27 Tips and Hints total. These tips and hints have been test-run by ficlette and wendy for usability.

Disclaimer: wook77 will not be held ( Read more... )

While at Lumos, I, err, um, somehow was able to attend two panels. More details in the Lumos Post O'Doom but for now ( Read more... )

Got a very interesting phone call today. Actually... I'm still on the phone with this interesting person. Who might it, you might wonder... it's wildegirl_05. We've been on the phone for 2 hours straight. She walked through the dollar store and the grocery store with me while I went on a dog walk with her ( Read more... )

hp_bb was really entertaining tonight.

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