Holy shit, on July 7th 2004 I was probably masturbating to Tiffany Teen before I went and played Final Fantasy 7 for the 6th time...before masturbating to Tiffany Teen again. I didn't realize that I would NEVER be allowed to waste that much time again ( Read more... )

Ya know, everyone's been telling me that college is going to be a lot of work, and a lot of reading and crap like that. I've been making a point to talk to people who've recently graduated (like my brother), and they've told me that it's easy as shit the first few years ( Read more... )

Jimminy Christ, it's been a while since I wrote in THIS puppy. We decided to move my computer upstairs. I'm thinking "great, there's not as many people to catch me jerkin' it to a dress-up game on newgrounds.com up there." But once we try to move the computer, we call Comcast to get them to put a cable jack up there ( Read more... )

The last day of school is tomorrow. You would think I'd be absolutely thrilled about never having to see all those talentless obnoxious assholes again, and you would be right. But frankly, this is just making me think of all the things that have pissed me off over the years ( Read more... )

I'm not gonna lie, I'm in a damn fine mood right now. I just got back from the wilderness survival trip, and it was the experience of a lifetime. There's nothing like a week of eating canned food and shitting in the woods to put you in a good mood ( Read more... )

This week sucks nuts. It's so fuckin' busy, and I'm so tired that I can't stop falling asleep in Wieten's class, where we watch movies all day and it smells like shit mixed with liver oil from the baby sharks we dissected 2 months ago ( Read more... )

Ya know what? Fuck this weather. I came back from spring break yesterday and it was 86 degrees outside. What a perfect time for the weather to be NICE in Michigan, when I'm gone ( Read more... )

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Alright, I'm back from spring break. Shit happened, but this is all that really matters (if you haven't read my last entry, read it now ( Read more... )

Sorry kids, I'm gone until April 19. I'm going on a cruise...woo. This means you'll have to go drink and get drunk and get wasted and smashed and shitfaced until I get back. Not that you wouldn't anyway, douchebags ( Read more... )