13th Trauma

[wondering_eye]

[Satori picks up the phone in the middle of a muttered statement to herself; the second half of it is audible.]

-ave any pet snakes....A question for you all. How long did you last here before your first death? Obviously I'm not forcing you to answer the question, so please don't waste my time with things like "That's a terrible question!" or "

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[thief_of_truth]

Um...

About two and a half months.

[wondering_eye]

Hmm...that's not bad, I suppose, given the circumstances.

[thief_of_truth]

What kind of comparison are you making, anyway?

[wondering_eye]

I'm trying to get a feel for the average, I guess. Someone...fairly close to me died recently, and I was wondering how well this person did.

[strike_you_out]

[Thinking.] ...One month.

[wondering_eye]

You don't need to be so quiet.

[strike_you_out]

[Repeats a little louder (but not by much); he thinks she didn't hear.] One month.

[wondering_eye]

No, I heard you, I - hmm.

What I meant was that there's no need to be ashamed of it, if that's what you're feeling. A month is certainly not the smallest window of survival.

[wondering_eye]

[he doesn't need his intestines anyway!!!!]

I'm honestly surprised at the number of answers like this one I'm getting.

[wondering_eye]

Low.

[devilstandards]

[/after death-by-Dahlia]

Perhaps a week.

[wondering_eye]

Dead already? Oh my.

[devilstandards]

Yes, it's quite unfortunate. But I suppose I had it coming.

[wondering_eye]

Hmm...should I take that to mean it was an act of revenge?

[rivercrossed]

I haven't died yet. And I don't want to, of course, haha!

[wondering_eye]

Of course. How long have you been here?

[rivercrossed]

About six months. I figure that's a pretty darn good record.

[wondering_eye]

Yes, that's definitely on the high end of the results.