13th Trauma

[wondering_eye]

[Satori picks up the phone in the middle of a muttered statement to herself; the second half of it is audible.]

-ave any pet snakes....A question for you all. How long did you last here before your first death? Obviously I'm not forcing you to answer the question, so please don't waste my time with things like "That's a terrible question!" or "

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[wizardoftheweek]

... I had only been here roughly five months before an untreated asthma attack killed me.

[wondering_eye]

I see.

...That's somewhat respectable, considering the nature of this place.

[wizardoftheweek]

... Considering how it came about, it was not respectable. -"Please do not read my heart for it, Satori"-

[wondering_eye]

Hmm. Well, I'll take your word for it.

...My word is more or less worthless to most, but if that's enough for you, you have it. I'm not going to look for anything.

[aliensinyour]

... What if you died before coming here and haven't died here yet?

[wondering_eye]

That's different, I think. I'm trying to get a feel for the average.

[aliensinyour]

Why do you even want to know something like that?

[wondering_eye]

I'm sure you can come up with something. Even if you don't guess correctly, it'll still be amusing.

[wise_king]

I can't quite be killed but I've died once in my own world.

[wondering_eye]

Oh? If you can't be killed, how did you die in the first place?

[wise_king]

That happened to be when I was human.

[wondering_eye]

I see. I suppose that would make you easy to kill.

I guess this takes place in the house

[mansfirsttrap]

[Oh hey. It's a subject I'm all to familiar about!]

Might I ask what inspired you to ask this question?

[wondering_eye]

...I...died recently.

[mansfirsttrap]

[And this is where he goes into Papa Wolf mode and check out any signs of marks or wounds to know what method she was killed by. This is very important okay.]

Mm. The person responsible?

[wondering_eye]

I don't know. I'd never seen her before.

...I'm fine now. When you're revived, all of your wounds disappear. Except for what you give away at the post office, apparently.

[She indicates her missing arm.]

[nothing_is_grey]

I have yet to die, and have no plans in doing so.

[wondering_eye]

Nobody has plans to die.

[nothing_is_grey]

Those who commit suicide do, some some of them quite intricate.

[wondering_eye]

That may be true, but I have yet to meet a suicidal person here. Everyone seems very much concerned with their own survival.

So perhaps I should've said "Nobody here has plans to die."