Why can't I get a paranoia shot?
Flu season, you may have won this year. There is hand sanitizer in every office on campus. Wal-mart, per the GM's orders, has hand sanitizer on every table in the break rooms, in addition to on the counters of the various departments. They posted "The Path of the Flu" on the bulletin boards to let us know how infection spreads. Of course, keep in
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2) That's some extreme bullshit there, but very Wallyworld. My hellschool in Toyama was like that too: I was sick as a dog one day (as in, sweating through my clothes and vomiting in the bathroom sick) and asked if I could use one of the ten sick days provided in my contract. They told me I could use a vacation day. I insisted on the sick day that they were contractually obligated to give me and they kept insisting that I use vacation. So I stayed out the rest of the day. Within the week over 40% of their teachers were out with what I had and they had to cancel classes because they didn't have enough teachers to cover them. Fuckers ( ... )
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2) One of the new guys asked me if I had flu symptoms if I would come into work, and I said yes. One is because I'm a stubborn asshole and I have to be tougher than anyone else around me. but two is because if I ever got the swine flu, I'd want to show up to work with it, and scare the living shit out of everyone, to the point where some news agency in the area got wind of the fact that a person infected with the "scary virus of the year" was forced to work and put lots of people at risk.
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2) Right on. But you'd have to be careful that the agency framed the story like that, and not in a big business friendly "Look how irresponsible this schmuck was" scaremongering fashion.
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1) I'm just gonna post random mental flatulance so you are constantly reminded that i exist.
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