21 Rupees [video]

[wolfcharger]

[Dear Discedo.

There is an imp on your screen.

And she is holding something. What is it? ... A quivering, dripping red glob. It looks like it's trying to ooze through her little hands, and failing miserably at it

Comments

omnom jello?

[wolfcharger]

I thought so. As funny as it would be to see someone eat lamp oil, I think it'd be better if the general population was aware that there were poisonous creatures running around.

YAAAY

[wolfcharger]

Wouldn't it?

Like a mixture of pumpkins, syrup and magic beans. [And no, you wouldn't know what a magic bean tastes like, would you? Well in all, the concoction tastes a bit like... pumpkin pie.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

Th-the red one! I saw that one before, in the apartment building! I didn't know what it was so I just left it alone, since I thought it was some kind of monster, but you can really use it to heal people? How?!

[wolfcharger]

It is a monster. It thinks... just not a lot.

I don't know, it's just how it works. You eat the jelly and you feel better.

[bokuwadoctaaa]

It's a better monster than the ones we usually have around here.

You... just eat it? [He's remembering how gooey and slimy it looked and, honestly, eating it doesn't seem all that appealing at first. But, if they're at all helpful, it'll just have to be endured. Most medicine doesn't usually look or taste good anyways.] Have you seen any of the blue or gold ones yet? The yellow too. Since it's easily flammable, it can be useful with the cold weather.

[wolfcharger]

You can say that. They're slow, stupid and edible. The only reason they live so long and breed at all is because they're good at hiding.

No blue or gold ones yet. I don't know where those are. No yellow ones either, I just saw this ugly thing slithering around the apartment and grabbed it.

[quietnorth]

Good to know. You seem familiar with those monsters.

[wolfcharger]

They're from my world. Thank god it's only them that appeared, they're the most pointless sack of monster I've ever met.

[She shakes the red chu again, before starting to hunt around for a jar.]

I don't know how they got here of all places.

[quietnorth]

A healing effect is a little useful. Do they think?

[Pauses for a moment, thinking.]

Isn't that kind of comforting?

[wolfcharger]

Well yeah, but they're still useless otherwise. They don't even have teeth.

...

Not really. If these things can get through, what if someone stronger gets out?

[skybound_love]

...The hell?

[wolfcharger]

Hey Johnny.

Know where I can find a bucket and a hammer?

[skybound_love]

What the hell are those?

[wolfcharger]

It's a red chu. Weren't you paying attention?

[musicboxsoldier]

Hm, I'll keep this in mind.

[wolfcharger]

Good, because trust me, these things are helpful in a pinch.