21 Rupees [video]

Jan 03, 2010 22:45

[Dear Discedo.

There is an imp on your screen.

And she is holding something. What is it? ... A quivering, dripping red glob. It looks like it's trying to ooze through her little hands, and failing miserably at it.

As for Midna, she looks like an odd cross between being mildly annoyed and somewhat proud of herself.]

Alright Discedo, time for a lesson. Monsters 101. And you should pay attention, I'm only saying this ONCE.

This... [She squeezes the red glob a bit, shaking it at the camera.]

Is a chu. A red chu. They're gross and stupid and tend to make a mess of the floor if they get into your house. They don't hurt that much if they attack you though, don't worry. It's like getting slapped with a bag of water.

[She slaps the thing against the ground for proof, the chu making a disgusting squelching sound]

There's several different colors. The ones that you need to pay attention to are the purple ones and the yellow ones. The yellow ones can be burned, like lamp oil, and the purple ones are poisonous, so for the love of the Gods, don't eat them.

As for the rest, there are blue ones, red ones and gold ones. All three of them are pretty good at fixing you up if you're sick or hurt, but the gold ones are like... an energy drink. If you need a boost, see if you can catch and bottle a gold chu.

[She glances at the red chu dripping on the floor.]

This one is going to need a bucket.

omnom chu jelly, edible monsters!, they go splat, ruined the floor, chu hunting

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