( if i hate u don't clickie )

Dear Heart,

Please stop breaking every time that stupid boy holds my hand.

Oh, and also please stop screaming "I hate you!" repeatedly whenever that other idiot walks by.
It's getting to be really loud and kind of frightening.

Thanks.

Love,
Kelsey

Due to current issues, I just have a few simple statements to make to a few select individuals ( Read more... )

Hey Hey Bitches, STEPHEN LYNCH is coming to Detroit
on his new comedy tour with Mitch Hedberg
at the State Theater on Feb. 11! wooooo

Cost is $32.50 for FLOOR SEATS

Anyone is welcome to join us, let me know as soon as possible.
Think larger group=safer group.

Take care loves.

I. Reply to this post with your name, because I would like to say a couple words about you ( Read more... )

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Teach my dog to fly.

Get your resolution here

HAHAHAHAHA!

I love it, im gonna go start that right now!

And Kelso, this seemed like the perfect one for you... ;)

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Orgasm at least twice a day.
Get your resolution here

Oh good for you loser, unfortunately your whining is no longer accepted in the Complaint Dept.
People are sick of you, go.away.

Is that clear enough for you?

My Steven Broderick cd finally came in today!  YESssH

It  is absolute orgasmic l.o.v.e

Went to the mall to pick up my shoes, only Journeys has them and they are too much $.  :(

Sooooo, the search continues...

While there i ran into my lovie .... literally  lol    *You should have seen your face, it was hilarious!

After that I ran into Racheal ( Read more... )

Just watched my Longhorns beat all y'alls sorry asses!

Take that, you stupid son.of.a.bitch.     (yeah, you know exactly who you are)

♥

That is all.