In Which I Fail In The Areas Of Cooking, Balance, and Animal Husbandry.

[wizzard890]

According to my horde of Italian aunts, I will "never find a nice boy" if I don't know how to make a solid pasta carbonara. The fact that I'm not really into eggs (or boys, for that matter) is, apparently, not a problem. So this evening, I got a chance to practice on the aforementioned dish

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[pyrrhiccomedy]

...Oh, honey. XD

[wizzard890]

I won't deny that being set upon by 15 chickens, two ducks and a rooster was kind of hilarious. XD

[twistedsheets10]

*hugs*

[wizzard890]

*hugs you back*

LOL, it's my dignity that really needs comforting. :P

[milavalentine]

chicken's unmentionables

[wizzard890]

*snort*

I didn't think anybody read tags. XD

[milavalentine]

they hide the best part of the entries |D' (doesn't apply to mines, I'm not that creative)

[dmajor7th]

According to my horde of Italian aunts, I will "never find a nice boy" if I don't know how to make a solid pasta carbonara. The fact that I'm not really into eggs (or boys, for that matter) is, apparently, not a problem.

Ok, with the exchange of cooking carbonara for being demure (I am a good cook with no manners) THIS IS EXACTLY THE CONVERSATION I'VE HAD WITH MY DAD, LIKE, 80 TIMES NAO.

[that is to say, "You'll never find a nice boy if you don't do X, Y and Z". And basically change who you are as a person.]

I feel your pain. *thumps chest in solidarity*

[wizzard890]

Represent. XD

I was this close to asking them that if, since nice Italian boys were helpless against the power of carbonara, nice Italian girls were fans of lasagna. Because, like, I can make that.

[dmajor7th]

Oh? Are they...?

*Most certainly does not go off to buy minced beef and pasta sheets. Perish the thought...*

[wizzard890]

Careful there, champ. After all, I'm a nice Italian girl. (Although the "nice" bit is slightly debatable) You don't want me showing up on your doorstep looking for dinner, do you? XD