10 seconds in and we already had a reference to estoppel

[wizened_cynic]

BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial

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[silverturtle87]

I was recently reminded of your Chad the asshole little brother of Alex and I want to see what they're up to now...also the dumpster baby.

But I want more of all your stories and can't just say 'ALL THE PROMPTS' because that's a terrible way to make requests. SIGH.

[wizened_cynic]

"I want to change this contract," Chad says, waving a piece of crumpled piece of paper that, when unfolded, reveals itself to be the back of a flyer for a party promising free beer and lesbians.

To be fair, until she's examined the contents of the document, which she is loathe to do, because it looks and smells like it's been soaked in urine, Alex can't say with certainty that it's not a valid and enforceable contract, but she would bet that it isn't.

"You can't unilaterally change the terms of a contract," says Alex.

"But she owes me 27 blowjobs! In the contract, it says that if she owes me more than 20 blowjobs, I can change the contract however the hell I want."

Alex doesn't know who the "she" in question is and she's kind of afraid to find out. "Who drafted this contract

[silverturtle87]

No worries! HAHAHA!

[mayireadtoday]

When Emily Prentiss went into hiding after Doyle resurfaced she didn't go to Paris, France, she got together with Paris Geller.

When Alex Cabot is the D.A. of New York City, Paris is the A.D.A. Bureau Chief of some NYC division.

Alex -- somehow, she's confused about it herself -- talks Paris into proposing to Rory.

[wizened_cynic]

I'm so out of practice that I can't seem to find my Paris voice. Could I have some other easier prompts? (Sorry, I'm super lazy and haven't written anything but stupid het babyfic for a while.)

[mayireadtoday]

A.J. (Alex Junior NOT A.J. Cook) and Beatrice meet.

[wizened_cynic]

LOL, I love how you have to specify. Okay, here goes

[kennedyismyhero]

"I got you something. Bandages. For your emergency kit." -- Crazy!Paget CMRPS Office AU, please.

I just yoinked that from some dumb sitcom I was watching so if that doesn't do it for you, lemme know and I'll whip up something else. ;)

[wizened_cynic]

Bernero transfers to the L.A. office, which fails spectacularly, and Messer takes over his place as the company's head despot. The first thing she does is force them all to do team-building exercises.

"To boost morale," she says as she divides them into teams for a "trust game" which appears to have been lifted straight from the pages of her favorite book, The Hunger Games.

"I thought the idea was not to have us build alliances within the office," Shemar says. He has stripped off his shirt and is now sitting cross-legged in the handicapped bathroom along with A.J. and Joe, having decided his shirtlessness to be the most effective weapon against their co-workers. If A.J. weren't completely gay for Paget, she might be inclined to agree with that assessment. Meanwhile, Joe's secret weapon are nunchucks made from chains of garlic, which A.J. notes would only be of any use if any of their co-workers were actually vampiresThey're so going to die

[kennedyismyhero]

Yaaay! Thank you. Pretty sure CM RPS Office crackverse is one of my top 3 favorite universes you write. :)

[wizened_cynic]

Really? Which are the other two? Just curious.

Glad you liked this one. It practically wrote itself. Thanks!

[portions_forfox]

Um, RPS is kind of my favorite! Who do you write?

[wizened_cynic]

LOLOLOL, I kind of write the most ridiculous RPS, mostly to do with Supernatural and other CW co-stars (I especially love writing the crown prince of douchery, Chad Michael Murray) and sometimes with the ladies of Criminal Minds.

[portions_forfox]

that is either ridiculous or awesome, probably awesome. :)

[aygul]

Something involving Emily and/or Lorelai that will distract me from my imploding love life and quickly sliding morals.

Or here's two someecard options:

[wizened_cynic]

Formerly-gingerbread!Lorelai discovers Halloween.

The best thing about being human was the sex.

But Halloween is a very, very close second.

Lorelai has heard about Halloween, but this is the first time she gets to experience it herself, what with being only 10 months old (as a cookie) and 3 months old (as a human) and all. It's a holiday that revolves around candy, which is the third best thing about human after sex and Halloween

[mayireadtoday]

The last line is the best!

[silverturtle87]

Omg, so cute. Lorelai would make anything fun, I kind of love that she can nonchalantly force Alex to interact with people and small children. But that last line, absolute perfection.

I think it's just as good out of our heads but in a different way. I think we were thinking comical absurdity and then you went and wrote it and suddenly feelings spilled all over the place. So.