10 seconds in and we already had a reference to estoppel
BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial
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To be fair, until she's examined the contents of the document, which she is loathe to do, because it looks and smells like it's been soaked in urine, Alex can't say with certainty that it's not a valid and enforceable contract, but she would bet that it isn't.
"You can't unilaterally change the terms of a contract," says Alex.
"But she owes me 27 blowjobs! In the contract, it says that if she owes me more than 20 blowjobs, I can change the contract however the hell I want."
Alex doesn't know who the "she" in question is and she's kind of afraid to find out. "Who drafted this contract?"
"Paget did. She was a lawyer on a TV show once."
"Wow, then she must be very qualified. And now she owes you 27 blowjobs?"
Chad considers this and says, thoughtfully, "No, but the idea of that is both turning me on and making my boner shrink with fear. Anyway, it's not Paget. It's Miranda Cosgrove."
"MIRANDA COSGROVE? Chad, she's like 13 years old."
Chad's jaw drops. "I thought she was 22!"
"Well, she's not." With a few clicks on her Blackberry, Alex learns that Miranda Cosgrove is, thankfully, eighteen years old. "Chad, this is not something I thought I would ever have to ask anyone, but how many blowjobs did you receive from Miranda Cosgrove?"
"NONE," Chad answers despondently. Thank god thank god thank god. "She kept telling she was underage!"
Some days Alex has no idea how her brother isn't dead or in prison.
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