The Ultimate MeMe: The Personal Ad

[wizardliz]

As my dear LJ-land friends, I expect complete honesty and helpfulness from you (And I'm rarely disappointed). I'm about to enter the semi-excrutiating world of Online dating again, and I'd like any possible advice you are willing to give with regards to my online ad. Here's what I've got:

About Me
Funny, sexy, smart as well as smart assed,

Comments

[kaizenforlife]

it all sounds good! :)
are you SCUBA certified? I did not know that! how cool.
xoxo

[wizardliz]

Not yet certified... but I'm working on it.

[xxsammypantsxx]

If I was a man, I'd certainly be answering that ad. ; )

[wizardliz]

Thanks!

[liddle_oldman]

I'd answer it!

If I weren't, you know, in love with someone else.

And your father's age.

And a thousand miles away.

But, good luck! (Let your cat sniff any applicants.)

[wizardliz]

Thanks, Professor! (Exceptions aside!)

And good point on the cat. He's a MUCH better judge of character than the dog, whose philosophy is something like "You're a burglar but you like me?! Ok. Here, let me show you to the expensive stuff!" ;)

[daikoku]

You should let them know you have a really cute butt too. ;)

[wizardliz]

Hrm... That's pretty subjective... how about I let them determine that for themselves?!

PS. Thanks for the opening line(s)!

[heather_grey]

I do like it. It's very clear about who you are and what you want. It's a nice, sparkling endorsement of you.

:)

I'd date ya!

[wizardliz]

Thanks, babe!