MISSION THREE

[with_liiiiiight]

[...it's not like Dante has many inhibitions to begin with, BUT...the gas has resulted in him deciding he doesn't need to wear clothes.

So, have a naked half-demon wandering around the Corona Radiata house in a generally agreeable mood]

The new place isn't half bad. It smells great.

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[besatisfied]

Jesus CHRIST put some PANTS ON.

[Lady is bright red, kind of woozy herself, and covering her eyes with her hands.]

[with_liiiiiight]

Psh, pants. I don't need pants.

[is sprawled on the couch, still slightly damp from his last shower]

Come on, don't tell me it's something you haven't seen. That'd just be sad.

[besatisfied]

[Lady makes a disgusted noise, and throws a towel at his waist, lip curling slightly in disgust.] I haven't, and that's totally my choice. Not like I'd wanna see your dick anyway.

[AND WE HAVE EFFECTED LADY. She's not shooting you in the head, Dante! HOLY CRAP.]

[with_liiiiiight]

And why the hell wouldn't you want to? It's Dante au naturale. It's not like you're, like, disgusting or something. Why wo---

WHOA. WAIT. If you haven't seen a dick, then you're---virgin?

[Dante stares, because this concept is totally alien to him. There are PEOPLE like that?]

[mach_kick]

[Annnnnd have a bright red Zell. Who is trying not to check Dante out. And failing, and grinning because whoo, happy gas. Also, history repeating itself is kind of funny.]

Agreed. These new places are pretty awesome.

[catches himself staring and wow, looking somewhere else now, still blushing] So, uh, did your clothes personally insult you or something?

[with_liiiiiight]

[...catches the look, as obvious as it is, but doesn't make a comment on it. He quirks one white eyebrow, stretching]

Nah. I just ripped up most of 'em in a fight with my bitch housemate, and while I can rock out the punk look, it's not really my thing. So, why mess with a good thing by covering up perfection?

[mach_kick]

... Your ego is amazing. [Is still smiling, can't help it, augh.]

I, uh, guess I'll leave you to your task of frying the minds of Template. I'm going to jump in the river.

[booyaka_baby]

[ASDFKJASKL! Not even the gas can save you now, Selphie]

PANTS, DANTE, PANTS! OH HYNE I THOUGHT WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[with_liiiiiight]

What is WITH people and wanting me in pants? COVERING THIS UP IS A SIN. GOT THAT? A SIN.

[booyaka_baby]

DO NOT WANT. DO. NOT. WANT.

YEAH, I SAID IT. [topples over when she claps her hands over her face, makes muffled noises from where she's sprawled on the floor]

[with_liiiiiight]

Then what the hell're you complaining about?

[lucenombra]

[Trish likes what she sees |D] Sup, kid?

[with_liiiiiight]

[and so does Dante :Db]

Nothing much. Just, y'know...hanging out.

[lucenombra]

I can see that. You having fun?

[with_liiiiiight]

Hey, I think this is the first day since I've gotten here where nobody's shot me in the head. That makes it pretty much the best day I've had since my shop got thrashed.

[sevenxsorrows]

You know, you just really try too hard.

[with_liiiiiight]

I try and succeed.

[sevenxsorrows]

In what do you succeed in, Dante? Enlighten me.

[with_liiiiiight]

Everything, pretty much. You know how it goes.