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MISSION THREE

Jul 02, 2008 17:46

[...it's not like Dante has many inhibitions to begin with, BUT...the gas has resulted in him deciding he doesn't need to wear clothes.

So, have a naked half-demon wandering around the Corona Radiata house in a generally agreeable mood]

The new place isn't half bad. It smells great.

plot: gas leak, is be nekkid tiem, pants dante!

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besatisfied July 3 2008, 01:00:43 UTC

Jesus CHRIST put some PANTS ON.

[Lady is bright red, kind of woozy herself, and covering her eyes with her hands.]

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 01:05:41 UTC

Psh, pants. I don't need pants.

[is sprawled on the couch, still slightly damp from his last shower]

Come on, don't tell me it's something you haven't seen. That'd just be sad.

besatisfied July 3 2008, 01:08:40 UTC

[Lady makes a disgusted noise, and throws a towel at his waist, lip curling slightly in disgust.] I haven't, and that's totally my choice. Not like I'd wanna see your dick anyway.

[AND WE HAVE EFFECTED LADY. She's not shooting you in the head, Dante! HOLY CRAP.]

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 01:11:40 UTC

And why the hell wouldn't you want to? It's Dante au naturale. It's not like you're, like, disgusting or something. Why wo---

WHOA. WAIT. If you haven't seen a dick, then you're---virgin?

[Dante stares, because this concept is totally alien to him. There are PEOPLE like that?]

besatisfied July 3 2008, 01:14:50 UTC

[YES, DANTE. There are people who don't have sex. Or think about it on a regular basis. Her right eyebrow is twitching, and - is she kind of embarrassed?] Yes. I'm a virgin.

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 01:18:25 UTC

[THAT IS A LIE. THOSE PEOPLE DON'T EXIST. DANTE DENIES THIS CONCEPT]

...want to fix that?

besatisfied July 3 2008, 01:22:04 UTC

[JKSDHJKDSGHSJKDHSKDGHJSKDHGE*&^&*TSDFGJKSDGHSDG] NO.

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 05:46:31 UTC

[Dante's forehead creases with thought. This just...doesn't make sense]

Why would you wanna be a virgin? Sex is awesome, and you can pretty much guarantee no crazies'll use your blood for black rituals.

Me? Thoroughly devirginized by age fourteen.

besatisfied July 3 2008, 13:01:49 UTC

[Okay, that was low, Dante. Lady is pretty visibly wounded by the 'blood for black rituals' remark.]

That doesn't surprise me.

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 17:40:49 UTC

[too bad he doesn't know/remember why it's so low. This just confuses him more, if possible]

What're you "saving" yourself for? I mean, really. Do you know how good sex feels?

[sighs]

This basically explains everything.

besatisfied July 3 2008, 19:33:33 UTC

[She's adamant now, arms crossing and one foot stomped on the ground.] I do not need to get laid.

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 20:57:55 UTC

Like hell you don't need to! [he crosses his arms over his chest, snorting] I'd bet you dinner for the next week that you'd be 200% less bitch if you got laid.

besatisfied July 3 2008, 21:31:09 UTC

[WHAT.] That is the STUPIDEST BET I have ever heard you make.

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 21:39:03 UTC

Stupid? Or stupidly awesome?

Come on. I'd set you up with someone and everything, since you obviously couldn't seduce anything with a pulse.

besatisfied July 3 2008, 21:42:24 UTC

How about just stupid.

[Okay, for that last comment, Dante, she's just gonna punch you in the face.] Shut up!

with_liiiiiight July 3 2008, 21:46:19 UTC

How about you don't know what the hell you're talking about?

[takes the punch fairly easily, despite the arm that Lady's got on her---it breaks his nose, but that only lasts for about twenty seconds. He pulls off the towel and wipes his face in it]

Psh. Make me. You need to get that shooting people in the face isn't love, sweetheart---it's rage management issues.

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