Mission Two

[with_liiiiiight]

SOOOOO...this place ain't half bad. Free booze, free pizza, and all the weapons I can grab with both hands. There hasn't been anything really cool and shiny, but hey, whatever. I'm not choosy. Weapons break pretty easy, so I take what I can carry

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[demonfist]

Ewwww! You're gay, aren't you?!

[with_liiiiiight]

...what?

[demonfist]

You heard me. And you're not even denying it!

[with_liiiiiight]

First off, I get whatever I want. I am beyond gay. I am beyond heterosexual. I am Dante. You obviously haven't seen me around chicks---you wouldn't be calling me gay then.

Dude, seriously. What the hell.

[tickingshadows]

Vergil's your brother, huh?

[pause for thought. :Oa] Now that I think about it, there is a resemblance!

[with_liiiiiight]

There'd better be a resemblance. I'm his more handsome identical twin.

[tickingshadows]

Ah - yeah, that makes sense. I just didn't bother t' notice until ya mentioned it. [:Oa] Although - the different hairstyles might've helped that along too. Hairstyles can really make a person look different, after all.

[with_liiiiiight]

Yeah, he slicks his back 'cause he thinks it makes him look badass. Vergil doesn't even know the meaning of badass.

Which is, of course, me, by definition.

[morepowerkthx]

I have some things already planned for today... [thinking if he wants to attempt to steal that amulet today or not]

[with_liiiiiight]

Suuuuure you do. I can imagine it now!

8:00: Wake up.
8:30: Coif hair.
12:00: Finish doing hair.
12:15: Walk around pretending to be important.
5:00: Finish walking around pretending to be important. Find somewhere high to brood until dinner.

BASICALLY, you don't have a life and you suck. And this is why you will never get a girlfriend, bro, despite our good looks.

[morepowerkthx]

I do believe you have told me your schedule, not mine. I am trying to find a way out of this place to finish what I had started before.

[with_liiiiiight]

You do all the brooding for the two of us. Me, I've got babes to pick up and a business to set up. I'm not gonna waste my days away messing with my hair and strategizing.

Also, no way am I gonna let you do that.

[mach_kick]

I haven't shown you my Ergheiz fighting gloves, have I? They're pretty shiny. But, uh, I really doubt they'd fit you.

Free food is one of the wonderful things about this place. It's kinda hard to keep from just eating and not doing anything else. Too long spent fighting for a fair share of food, I guess. [laughs]

And dude, please fight Vergil away from the apartments. I'm kinda attached to mine.

[with_liiiiiight]

You and me should spar. I've gotta make sure I'm up to par for whatever big brother thinks he's going to pull.

I like the free food. I'm always hungry. Guess that's just my metabolism for you---if I don't eat enough grease to kill a full man, I end up starving to death. Guess near-instant regeneration has its costs.

I forgot to ask this earlier, but why the hell can't I get into your neighbor's apartment? You know, the one that keeps banging on the wall. I wanted to see if he had anything worth liberating, but his freaking door won't open.

[mach_kick]

That'd be awesome. Just don't kill me, please. &hearts

Hmm, this sounds strangely familiar... when I was actively fighting, and I mean most of the day, I ate anything that wasn't nailed down. I still eat a ton. I'm a teenage boy! It's normal!

... Sam's apartment it probably not the best for you to try "liberating" stuff from. He had protective wards on basically everything. But the door not opening? I'm assuming it wasn't simply locked, so...

...oh hell. I might know why. You're not going to like it. [makes a face]

[lady_ofsorrow]

I'd be careful, if I were you. Template doesn't like it when its denizens fight, or so I hear.

And you can stop being an ass to Nero. It's not cute or funny.

[with_liiiiiight]

Aw, c'mon. I have to fight Vergil. This is totally cosmic balance-y. If I don't fight him and put him in his damn place, who will?

Nero! That's his name. Dude, he said he'd make me a sandwich and I'm holding him to that.

[lady_ofsorrow]

You don't need to, here. What's the worst he can do? There are no hell gates to open, no power to strive for. He might as well have been declawed.

Yes, that's his name. And, knowing Nero, I honestly doubt he just offered to make you a sandwich.

[with_liiiiiight]

Of course I need to. This is a matter of principle, Lady. I can't just let him gallivant around going "ehehe power" or whatever when it was him who pulled up Temen-ni-gru and challenged me to a fight in the first place! He may be declawed, but that doesn't mean shit. He's still got teeth.

But! But he did offer to make me a sandwich! Would I lie??