Mission Two

[with_liiiiiight]

SOOOOO...this place ain't half bad. Free booze, free pizza, and all the weapons I can grab with both hands. There hasn't been anything really cool and shiny, but hey, whatever. I'm not choosy. Weapons break pretty easy, so I take what I can carry

Comments

[demonfist]

Ewwww! You're gay, aren't you?!

[with_liiiiiight]

...what?

[demonfist]

You heard me. And you're not even denying it!

[with_liiiiiight]

First off, I get whatever I want. I am beyond gay. I am beyond heterosexual. I am Dante. You obviously haven't seen me around chicks---you wouldn't be calling me gay then.

Dude, seriously. What the hell.

[demonfist]

So you like both. Saying you want to dance with another guy though kinda gives off the vibe that you like males.

[with_liiiiiight]

He's my brother.

[demonfist]

Your poor brother!

[with_liiiiiight]

POOR NOTHING. He's all "raaar want more power" 24/7 and does he remember my birthday? Hell no. I'm the poor brother, okay? Me.

[demonfist]

MAYBE HE'S AFRAID OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR GAY!

[with_liiiiiight]

AND MAYBE YOU'RE CRAZY.

Geeze.

[demonfist]

I am not crazy!! You know, you're really rude to ladies.

[with_liiiiiight]

You insulted my manhood first. Loosen up a little. If I'm gay, then there isn't a man alive who loves women---'cause I love the ladies.

[demonfist]

Well, I don't care about your manhood. ...Wait. What manhood?

[with_liiiiiight]

...yeah, my manhood. You implied that I go around macking on guys all the time, when really, I go around saving the world and damsels in distress and shit.

[demonfist]

So... you're a gay hero.

1/2

[with_liiiiiight]