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catastrophicgoo in witchesreign

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Jan 30, 2011 21:54

Dear tall human beast-things,

I require your DNA. It's for, eh, homework. Do not bother resisting. According to the "biology" class, you have many sampling methods to choose from.

ZIM

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[derp derp, Espio's supposed to be unconscious] deundeaded January 31 2011, 03:02:49 UTC

You have an unusual manner of addressing people. However, I must ask which instructor has assigned this homework - I do not recall any such assignment during my time as a cadet.

Garden equivalent of sleeptexting catastrophicgoo January 31 2011, 03:04:27 UTC

Call it...extra credit.

deundeaded January 31 2011, 03:07:48 UTC

I see. For which class?

catastrophicgoo January 31 2011, 03:10:16 UTC

Biology.

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noble_pride January 31 2011, 03:29:12 UTC

[This request is reminding him of Kurotsuchi Mayuri. This is never a good thing.]

Explain this homework of yours.

catastrophicgoo January 31 2011, 19:38:09 UTC

It's like all other normal homework...you know.

noble_pride January 31 2011, 21:25:08 UTC

No, cadet. I do not. Homework varies subject by subject. Explain the details of your assignment and why it would be necessary to procure samples of the student body's DNA.

catastrophicgoo January 31 2011, 21:48:05 UTC

Do not question ZIM!

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tinkercat February 1 2011, 02:51:16 UTC

You sure you don't mean the blood-testing lab? Because DNA sampling's a little advanced, even for Garden.

- Instructor Bronson

catastrophicgoo February 1 2011, 22:02:29 UTC

Nonsense! It's simple.

tinkercat February 2 2011, 02:34:50 UTC

It is? Then would you mind showing me how to do it? [He has a legit reason for this: Tom failed the blood-sampling test. Go figure.]

catastrophicgoo February 2 2011, 02:56:28 UTC

And why would I do that, Earth stink?

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fierybluebird February 1 2011, 03:26:42 UTC

What if it's not completely human?

catastrophicgoo February 1 2011, 22:00:44 UTC

It'll do.

fierybluebird February 3 2011, 23:36:53 UTC

All right. Where are you taking it, the nurse's?

catastrophicgoo February 3 2011, 23:40:54 UTC

Location doesn't matter.

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lostmyhyperion February 2 2011, 04:24:23 UTC

Come and get some.

[Not literally. It's an invitation to scratch him, something Seifer's confident Zim can't do.]

catastrophicgoo February 3 2011, 02:31:00 UTC

Finally, a volunteer!

lostmyhyperion February 5 2011, 02:39:46 UTC

I didn't say I'd volunteer.

You're welcome to try and get some from me, however.

catastrophicgoo February 5 2011, 22:19:18 UTC

You're challenging ZIM?

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