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Jan 30, 2011 21:54

Dear tall human beast-things,

I require your DNA. It's for, eh, homework. Do not bother resisting. According to the "biology" class, you have many sampling methods to choose from.

ZIM

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noble_pride January 31 2011, 03:29:12 UTC

[This request is reminding him of Kurotsuchi Mayuri. This is never a good thing.]

Explain this homework of yours.

catastrophicgoo January 31 2011, 19:38:09 UTC

It's like all other normal homework...you know.

noble_pride January 31 2011, 21:25:08 UTC

No, cadet. I do not. Homework varies subject by subject. Explain the details of your assignment and why it would be necessary to procure samples of the student body's DNA.

catastrophicgoo January 31 2011, 21:48:05 UTC

Do not question ZIM!

noble_pride January 31 2011, 23:29:23 UTC

It is not a cadet's place to give orders to an instructor, cadet Zim. Explain yourself.

catastrophicgoo February 1 2011, 22:03:42 UTC

What if I don't wanna?

noble_pride February 1 2011, 23:12:24 UTC

Then I will follow up with your instructors to inquire what sort of homework they are assigning. If you are found to be lying, then there will be an investigation into what precisely you intend to do with human DNA.

catastrophicgoo February 2 2011, 02:25:52 UTC

Zim is merely looking at the "gene" thingies. There's no need to investigate anything.

noble_pride February 2 2011, 05:49:39 UTC

You claimed it is part of your homework, cadet Zim. If it is of personal interest to you rather than an assignment, you should be honest about that. A biology instructor would be able to direct you to further reference materials.

catastrophicgoo February 3 2011, 02:30:12 UTC

I'm done talking with you, smelly human.

noble_pride February 3 2011, 02:32:00 UTC

How fortunate for you that detention does not require you to speak, cadet Zim.

catastrophicgoo February 3 2011, 02:34:11 UTC

Detention! What is this "detention"?

noble_pride February 3 2011, 02:44:10 UTC

Detention is your punishment for being disrespectful to an instructor. Tomorrow and the next day after classes, you will assist the custodial staff in cleaning. They have been having difficulty cleaning up after the children's art classes, so you will assist them with that.

catastrophicgoo February 3 2011, 21:00:54 UTC

Yes, yes, that's a very nice idea. But I have plans.

noble_pride February 4 2011, 04:52:14 UTC

You will have to put your plans on hold for the next two days. This detention is not optional.

sorry for the continual slowness ;_; catastrophicgoo February 5 2011, 22:23:50 UTC

But such important plans they are! I have to do...things! So many things!

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