Toys for the new depression

Oct 12, 2004 20:52

Zombie Barbie
Collector's Edition chants 'Brains is haaard!' in a sluggish monotone. With coordinated ostrich skin purse and pustulent grey flesh.

Two PensHey boys! You're an orphan playing in the gutters until you find a working ball point pen! Sell the pen and use the profits to invest in oil futures - whoops! You can't sign the paperwork ( Read more... )

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eejitalmuppet October 13 2004, 10:53:48 UTC
I have to confess disappointment that Sodium! didn't involve explosions.

May I also be so bold as to suggest My Little Pony Abbatoir: There's a foot and mouth epidemic, and all the cute farmyard animals must be slaughtered to slow the spread of the disease. Store the cuddly corpses in mass graves which trigger future epidemics! Ketchup not supplied.

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