Wesley It’ll take nearly a minute to fall from this height. And despite what you may have heard, you’re likely to stay conscious all the way down. Thoughts like that keep me warm at night. The impact is tremendous. Every bone turned to powder. Corpse is mostly liquid. Head first; the dive will turn his dentals to dust. Fingerprints will likely be ( Read more... )

Things with the woman are slowly going from bad to worse. It started out all love and butterflies, and dont get me wrong I love butterflies, but now the stress is getting to me and Im starting to think that it isnt worth it. So, after about a month of vaginitis, the Morris we all know and love will be back in short order. Of course, that doesn't ( Read more... )

Yeah, I know, I've been gone for a while. Alas, shit happens. But more happening than shit, I've been terribly happy lately. It does pain me slightly to announce that it is in part thanks to a femme. I know I know... "But andrew, you hate women!" "But andrew, I thought you were all about male independence ( Read more... )

Went out with Leslie last night. Well, maybe it was went out, maybe it was go out, who knows ( Read more... )

I now consider myself a smoker again. I quit, and not just for three days, for a few weeks. Maybe I got bored and that led to my failure. Maybe. Id like to think that it was a deliberate choice ( Read more... )

Found a good poem ( Read more... )

Were all fucked ( Read more... )

Fuck. I mean fuck. This girl i used to know, and by used to know I mean still know, just dont hang out with anymore, turns out she had a crush on me. I never really thought about having a crush on her or anything, but in retrospect she was the shizzzzzle. But she never told me and i never heard ( Read more... )

misogyny. What a great fucking word. Its made even better because most girls don't know what the fuck it means. Not that guys do either, but they have no reason to care ( Read more... )

So I'm quitting smoking. Yay? Day one was pretty easy. I think I'll be good, then just get bored and be like "HEY I'M GONNA GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE!!! YAAAAAY!!!" I had one last smoke yesterday night. I would have said last night, but saying last smoke next to last night sounds so... redundant. I also say last, though I know it won't be my last. Ahh, ( Read more... )