You sheddy cat, you.

Jun 17, 2015 21:48

This evening, mourning over the new shitty turn my career has taken and wondering what I could do instead, after drinking a delicious and slightly alcoholic minty Oreo shake ( Read more... )

surreality, tuesday's child, oh my giddy aunt, eddies in the timestream, edmund burke is a git, professional, dorkface, alternative career paths

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eve11 June 18 2015, 03:16:57 UTC
There is a pizza place in Aliquippa (near where I live) where the owner just retired; he was known far and wide as the "pizza nazi" because if you didn't follow his rules (no cell phones, huddle at the back until he calls you up, don't order an odd number of slices, don't tell him the toppings when you order--those come later, no credit cards, etc), he would take your pizza out of the oven and throw it away. He threw people out of his shop all the time. Even if you did manage to actually get the pizza, he would kind of toss your change at you and always say "subsequently" as you left.

I missed out on this experience. But you could be the blueberry muffin nazi...

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wishfulaces June 27 2015, 03:41:38 UTC
Oh man, this is totally something to live up to! The blueberry muffin nazi!

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jenlev June 20 2015, 13:20:31 UTC
Heee! Actually, it is hilarious to me and all I've got here is coffee. And Madelines. Which are not exactly a breakfast food, but there you go.

PS. Once I was going to make a Maine Coon hair pillow. *bg*

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wishfulaces June 27 2015, 03:42:20 UTC
Sometimes cookies are the only breakfast food worth having. (Or cake. Cake is always an option when one is an adult.)

We used to talk about making puppy trees. :)

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jenlev June 27 2015, 19:40:51 UTC
Heh....puppies are useful that way.

And sadly I am out of madelines.

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