You sheddy cat, you.
This evening, mourning over the new shitty turn my career has taken and wondering what I could do instead, after drinking a delicious and slightly alcoholic minty Oreo shake:
"I could open a bakery. Make blueberry muffins all day long. ...that's a shitty business plan. No! All you get are blueberry muffins! If you want anything else, go somewhere else. No chocolate muffins for you!"
For some reason, this was hysterical to me. It might have been the delicious and slightly alcoholic minty Oreo shake talking.
Later this same evening, taking the masking tape to the couch to remove all the orange fur from the cat:
"Honey, you are a sheddy, sheddy cat."
The boy said we're lucky to have each other.
"I could open a bakery. Make blueberry muffins all day long. ...that's a shitty business plan. No! All you get are blueberry muffins! If you want anything else, go somewhere else. No chocolate muffins for you!"
For some reason, this was hysterical to me. It might have been the delicious and slightly alcoholic minty Oreo shake talking.
Later this same evening, taking the masking tape to the couch to remove all the orange fur from the cat:
"Honey, you are a sheddy, sheddy cat."
The boy said we're lucky to have each other.