I thought you were going for a hug

[wisecracks]

My back hurts, dude. I don't know what i did.

I had, like, 15 trick-or-treaters. Four of which were just local high schoolers in their football uniforms. I yelled at them "Your uniform is not a costume!" complete with disappointed!face. I didn't withhold candy tho. I know my old high school. Bastards would have kicked in our pumpkin or something

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[dominoep]

For a second I thought that said "Matt Boner"

[wisecracks]

How easy that little change could have led him to the porno industry

[dagfari]

it is kind of sad but little old ladies are the most experienced I suppose.

[wisecracks]

I also get the pleasure of having the little old men completely drop trou when i have to give them a shot. I don't need your whole wrinkly ass, fellas.

[kingakamai]

I'll hook you up with some action. I do moonlight as a pimp after all and I've got something for the female clientele.

I told my family I was an internet predator for Halloween when I showed up at my grandma's. Other madness ensued, I was on vicodin and didn't give a crap.

[wisecracks]

Clever costume. Why were you on vicodin? Shoulda been House.

[kingakamai]

I grew out a beard just for the occasion. I was on vicodin for my back pain. Makes a Wika feeeeeeeeel goooooooooooooood