I thought you were going for a hug
My back hurts, dude. I don't know what i did.
I had, like, 15 trick-or-treaters. Four of which were just local high schoolers in their football uniforms. I yelled at them "Your uniform is not a costume!" complete with disappointed!face. I didn't withhold candy tho. I know my old high school. Bastards would have kicked in our pumpkin or something.
My mission in life is to marry Matt Bomer. New evidence points to him not being totally straight, but as long as he's bi enough to sex me or at least let me watch. Okay, really, he can just lay there and let me stare at him. I'm not picky.
A little old lady pulled on my wolf tail then spanked my ass before leaving the IV room on Halloween. This is the only action i've gotten in 25 years of life. Is this sad?
I had, like, 15 trick-or-treaters. Four of which were just local high schoolers in their football uniforms. I yelled at them "Your uniform is not a costume!" complete with disappointed!face. I didn't withhold candy tho. I know my old high school. Bastards would have kicked in our pumpkin or something.
My mission in life is to marry Matt Bomer. New evidence points to him not being totally straight, but as long as he's bi enough to sex me or at least let me watch. Okay, really, he can just lay there and let me stare at him. I'm not picky.
A little old lady pulled on my wolf tail then spanked my ass before leaving the IV room on Halloween. This is the only action i've gotten in 25 years of life. Is this sad?