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[wisecracks]

I had a dream last night that was a mix of Burn Notice, Crusoe and Doctor Who. Yes, it was as messed up as it sounds. I also think my ass had nipples. I'm officially scared of my mind

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[dominoep]

Do your nose?

[wisecracks]

I didn't know wtf she meant until she comes back five minutes later with one of those pore strips on her nose. Of course, it was like 10 years old so she couldn't remove it without soap and water...

[kingakamai]

lol The audience: *hands open as if to clap but unsure of the proper response for the applause light is flickering and the host has died*

If your ass had nipples park slides would be your worse nightmare

[wisecracks]

If your ass had nipples park slides would be your worse nightmare

Imagine the awkward public breast feeding

[kingakamai]

lol "Dude your baby sucks ass! no seriously *points*"