Comments | wisecracks: If this was a dictatorship i'd just shoot you right here then go on with my day

wisecracks

If this was a dictatorship i'd just shoot you right here then go on with my day

Feb 22, 2008 00:47

Lost: My "please let Kate get blown up" icon would have been better for this episode, but how can i miss a chance to use naked!Sayid? ( Now on to the BS! )

eli stone, lost

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dominoep February 22 2008, 06:59:31 UTC

There are some who do that without needing their spouse in a Coma...

wisecracks February 22 2008, 07:28:30 UTC

I know, but most of those skanks don't try to act like a martyr about it.
"I stayed in his hospital room every day! For a year! A YEAR! I got so lonely! You should have come out of a coma earlier if you didn't want me to mount your best friend!"

dominoep February 22 2008, 07:35:42 UTC

Well damn, if the reason she slept with some guy is cause she didn't leave a Hospital room that's a dumb reason... It's called Bowling, or go to the Hospital Cafeteria, or somethin...

Oh woe is me I've spent all day in this room on this computer and am so lonely, and when I get that feeling I want sexual healing... OoooSexual heeeealin'!

Since I'm not fictional Maybe I'll just go bowling tomorrow instead.

wisecracks February 22 2008, 09:14:11 UTC

lol I think they're the women who think life isn't worth living if they don't have a (walking, talking) man. Like their birthday or Valentine's rolls around and they look at their comatose husband--"You're not awake to give me anything, you bastard." I support getting them a hobby like bowling.

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dominoep February 22 2008, 08:46:45 UTC

Maybe they're not so fictional, I mean people had to have thought to write this stuff and I'm sure there are people watching on their Husband's Hospital Room TV thinking "You know, she's right... That Janitor down the Hall was lookin Hella Foine!"

wisecracks February 22 2008, 09:16:57 UTC

I like to imagine it's only the fictional ones created by bitter writers for melodrama because, man, i hate real women enough already. Let's not add to it.

It's so hard to pass up on the hella foine ones.

dominoep February 22 2008, 09:23:04 UTC

...Well, there is a reason why Sex and the City made it to Feature film status... Big sigh...

wisecracks February 22 2008, 09:35:25 UTC

Ugh, have you seen the new Sex and the City spawns now? One's called Lipstick Jungle, the other is Cashmere Mafia. Both about super rich sluts apparently with a bond no one can break. Gaping Vagina Powers: ACTIVATE!

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