...when you pause, look down at yourself, and say, "I need a shower," as you are sweating heavily and liberally streaked with lube and mead ( Read more... )

I've realized that my mind is incapable of letting itself be happy for very long, on account of the fact that it's decided it deserves not to be. This is unpleasant for me and off-putting for others, as it makes it hard for either myself or those I love to be in proximity to me, and I'd rather like to get rid of it, but don't know how ( Read more... )

In wake of a recent big magicfiltered post, Cyn and I fell to trying to figure out the uses of a new rune spell I've been given. First, after much wibbling when she offers, I chuck it at her and it does nothing. Then she makes a big ball of very dark energy, and I chuck it at that, and it pops it like a bullet through a water balloon, as she later ( Read more... )