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anonymous April 29 2010, 06:03:02 UTC
The USFSA is getting sick of Johnny and Evan's constant bitching in the media making the sport look bad, so they decide to stage an intervention. In order for Evan and Johnny to be allowed to compete next season, they have to enter couples' therapy. Can be lolzy or srs bsns or both, idc, I just want Evan/Johnny and couples' therapy.

Yes, I know the USFSA is basically evil and doesn't give a fuck about Johnny, and that the rivalry actually draws more attention to the sport, but ~suspend your disbelief.~ Also, I am totally picturing their therapist as Sweets from Bones.

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anonymous April 29 2010, 07:15:40 UTC
DO WANT THIS OMG. Especially if it actually did include Sweets. Alas, I am not a writer, so I can only hope some talented author!anon decides to pick this up. :(

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anonymous April 29 2010, 08:38:35 UTC
I adore this and might have to write it.

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anonymous April 29 2010, 20:43:57 UTC
YES, WANT.

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Therapeutic Methods,1/? anonymous April 29 2010, 20:49:18 UTC
I totally had this idea a little while ago, so I really do want to write this. I'm afraid I've only seen a very small amount of Bones, so sorry on that front! :)
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The USFSA official doesn't seem to be joking. She stares at them balefully, her eyes black like the pits of hell, and Johnny feels like she's pinned him in place with her stare. He glares back, determined to make her break.

"Um," Evan says hesitantly. "What?"

She sighs dramatically and crosses her arms. "We were willing to let you maintain this rivalry when it was drawing attention to the sport, but now the two of you are just making the sport look bad. You almost got into a slap fight during that last press conference."

Evan looks a little guilty, as well he should. It had totally been his fault, no matter what Evan says. He should have known better than to bait Johnny about the quad again.

"Look, I'm not your problem anymore," Johnny tells her, waving his hand dismissively. "I'm retiring at the end of this season anyway, I don't see ( ... )

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Re: Therapeutic Methods,1/? anonymous April 29 2010, 21:17:04 UTC
I'm liking this so far. lol at the almost slap fight. :D

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Therapeutic Methods, 2a/? anonymous April 29 2010, 21:20:48 UTC
The introductory email from Dr. Paulson goes something like this:

Dear Evan and Johnny,
I have been apprised of your situation and I have to say that it is somewhat unusual for me to counsel two people who are not in a romantic relationship. But I am willing to try to get the two of you to see each others' point of view. If it is convenient for you, we will have a web conference meeting next Thursday at 3:00 p.m. EST to begin our discussions.

Sincerely,
Dr. Abigail PaulsonJohnny just stares at his email before forwarding it to Paris and Zhenya, both of whom will probably find it extremely entertaining ( ... )

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Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 29 2010, 21:27:57 UTC
"Well, congratulations," says the USFSA official. This one is male, with a raspy, Midwestern voice. "You are officially our most troublesome skater."

"Newsflash," Johnny drawls. "What happened?"

"Dr. Paulson quit," the official informs him. "She said she doesn't think she can help you and then burst into tears."

Johnny can't quite help a smile, though he does feel a little bad about that. She hadn't seem like that bad a person, really. Just - the whole thing is fucking stupid.

"Luckily, we managed to find another therapist willing to take you on," the official goes on. "Her name is Melissa Archer and she works mostly in Hollywood. She has asked that you relocate."

"You're fucking joking, right?" Johnny asks in disbelief. "I'm training."

"There are rinks in California," the official snaps irritably. "And Dr. Archer seems to think that it would be helpful if you and Evan trained in the same area. I don't know that she understands skating, but she is the only one willing to help after news of what you did to Dr. Paulson got out ( ... )

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 29 2010, 21:44:08 UTC
ilu, author!anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so much fun! i am already addicted!

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 29 2010, 21:44:08 UTC
ahaha, oh god. She didn't even last 5 minutes. Poor Dr. Paulson...

TRAINING TOGETHER! *SPASTIC FLAILING*

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 30 2010, 02:39:07 UTC
XDDD HAHA, LOVED IT.

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 30 2010, 04:04:08 UTC
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 30 2010, 05:07:40 UTC
ha-ha go Johnny!

Enjoying it so far.

Also, I take it you're a One Life to Live fan what with Dr. Melissa Archer?

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 30 2010, 18:38:10 UTC
Author here - honestly, I just thought the name sounded good! lol

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 30 2010, 06:02:16 UTC
IF YOU ARE WHO I THINK YOU ARE (WHICH I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ARE, UNLESS THE PROMPT IS ABOUT TO BE DOUBLE-FILLED) THEN, YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY ALWAYS, BB.

EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT WHO I THINK YOU ARE, THEN THIS IS STILL RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME AND I AM IN LOVE WITH IT.

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Re: Therapeutic Methods 2b/? anonymous April 30 2010, 15:29:14 UTC
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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