I'll Melt You Down Like Ice Cream [1/2]
Title: I'll Melt You Down Like Icecream
Rating: nc-17
Genre: smut
Pairing: sekai, seho, sukai, sekaiho
Summary: Sehun enjoys the success of the Nutella Man incident while Jongin wants in on the action.
Warnings: threesome, top!suho, excessive swearing and as many pairings as you can get out of sekaiho
the plotless sequel to The Nutella Man. dedicated to kittiechen on tumblr because she makes me write the porn
also i stole the title from hyuna's "icecream"
It’s a chill day for EXO-K. Jongin, Chanyeol, Baekhyun and Kyungsoo have decided to spend their lazy afternoon squished up on the big couch for movie night.
Bella and Edward are meeting for the first time at school when quiet but unmistakeable thump-thump-thump-thump noises echo through the wall.
“Oh my god,” Jongin groans, covering his ears, “they’re at it again.”
Everyone ignores him (they’ve gotten used to it) so he gets off the couch to give his bandmates a piece of his mind. He goes down the hallway, stops at Suho and Sehun’s shared room and raises a hand to knock when a particularly dirty moan rumbles from inside.
“Fuck, hyung… harder…”
“Shush. Be quiet and take it.”
Jongin’s thoughts flop over and land in the gutter. Guardian angel my ass, you kinky bastard. No, wait. No. No no no no no.
He shakes his head. Angry! I’m supposed to be angry.
“Oi!” He bangs on the door. “Keep it down. We can hear you in the fucking lounge!”
Nothing. And then high-pitched sobs, followed by sadistic laughter. Probably Junmyeon having a field day with Sehun’s prostate again.
Wonderful, just the images Jongin needs. He tries to think of as many things as possible to kill his boner while he waddles back to the couch, legs crossed uncomfortably to hide his crotch.
“Aww,” Baekhyun makes a kissy face at him. "Didn't get to join in?”
“Fuck off.” Jongin’s not jealous. Nope.
~
“Aaah~ Open up, Sehunnie,” Junmyeon coos.
Sehun opens his mouth and Junmyeon drops the last piece of beef in, patting his cheek affectionately as Sehun chews and swallows.
He looks like the happiest three year old in the world and just sits there making smiley faces at everything.
“PDA. PDA,” Jongin screeches. “We’re in the middle of a fucking restaurant- ”
Several patrons whip around and glare at him.
“Language, please,” Junmyeon sings like the responsible leader he is when he’s not screwing Sehun silly, and everyone around them nods in agreement and Jongin feels cheated.
This is so unfair. He simmers under his grumpy face and viciously stabs at his food.
Junmyeon glances at Sehun’s plate. “Don’t forget your peas.".
Sehun scowls. “I don’t like peas.” He pushes his plate towards his leader.
“Sehun…”
“They’re icky. Can you eat them? Pleease?”
“No, you can’t keep making… well, okay, fine. But just this once though.”
Sehun now sits and makes smiley faces at everything with sparkly eyes.
Jongin pretends to spew. “Gross,” he says sarcastically.
“Jealous,” Baekhyun chirps from Junmyeon’s other side. He pops a dumpling in his mouth.
“Am not.”
No way. He’s not jealous. He doesn’t and never had a crush on Junmyeon. Why would anyone ever think that. Nooo.
When they get home Sehun offers to play video games with him.
“Are you serious?” Jongin looks at the plastic case of the game Sehun’s just slipped into the xbox. “Are you even old enough? How did you get this?"
“I asked Junmyeon-hyung?” Sehun offers.
“No way. I asked him to buy it for me last week and he said no!”
“Jongin, are you in or not?”
“…Yeah, okay. Move over, fatass, I’m playing.”
Twenty minutes later, while revving up his chainsaw, Jongin caves in and demands again to know exactly how their game came to be in Sehun’s possession. "Did he actually buy it for you?"
Sehun runs around on the map in search of new weapons.
“Wouldn’t you like to know,” he says smugly, and fixes up a barrier of barbed wire.
“Yeah, I - fuck, no, never mind. Don’t tell me or I’ll punch your face in.” Jongin gets stepped on by some hideous mass of flesh that’s supposed to be a monster and dies horribly. “Shit, how do I kill this thing?”
Sehun motions with his hand. “Shoot its head. Pass your controller, I'll show you.”
“Ew. Not with where your hands have been.”
“They’ve only been up- ”
“Lalala, can’t hear you.”
“You're such a girl, Jongin.”
“Excuse you, but look at me.” Jongin does a little body roll from his sitting position on the floor. “See any boobies? No? Even if I was a girl, I wouldn't spend all day bottoming for Junmyeon like you do.”
Sehun chokes on his chips. “You’re jealous, aren’t you? You so are.”
Jongin clocks Sehun in the head with his water bottle. Maybe he is. Just a wee bit.
~
“Sehunnie, want a hot chocolate?” Junmyeon asks. He stirs a steaming coffee on the countertop.
“Yup,” Sehun nods around a mouthful of toast.
Junmyeon looks at him expectantly.
“Please,” the boy adds innocently, blinking his lashes for extra effect.
Junmyeon makes him a hot chocolate while Jongin does a puking motion.
“That was so gay,” he tells Sehun, jabbing him in the nose.
“I am gay,” Sehun points out, spraying Jongin with toast crumbs from his mouth.
Their leader sets a steaming mug on the table, complete with a little stack of marshmallow minnows on the saucer and a killer smile to boot. “Here you go.” He ruffles Sehun’s hair.
Jongin frowns. "How come I don't get one?” he says petulantly. It should be law for Junmyeon to make hot chocolates for everyone.
Junmyeon hesitates like he’d been ready to clean up and go do something else, not get another hot chocolate for another brat.
“Alright,” he says finally, and pulls out a mug from the drawer. “But next time you can make it yourself, Jongin. It’s not like you don’t know how.”
And then he smiles the kind, soft smile that Jongin knows he would sell every last piece of his soul for. His insides spontaneously combust and he turns into a smiley loser like Sehun.
But when his hot chocolate comes and Junmyeon disappears off to do some laundry, he finds he didn’t even get a single marshmallow minnow.
He steals one from Sehun. The immature little shit grabs Jongin’s nipple through his tee and gives it a good twist.
“Ow, fuck, goddammit Sehun- ”
Sehun shoots him a “piss off” look and swipes his minnow back, dunking it into his drink so it can't be stolen again. “Get your own.”
Jongin sulks. Junmyeon always makes the best hot chocolates, hands down. But the ones he makes for Sehun are always extra special, with the creamy milk poured in cute heart designs and served piping hot in the maknae’s favourite Justin Bieber mug.
Jongin can’t deny that he’s always kind of really liked Junmyeon. Everyone likes Junmyeon.
But then there was the time when he found out Sehun had a crush on Junmyeon too. Well, the kid did run a Suho tumblr blog and collect magazine cutouts and read Seho fanfiction and even owned eight Suho photocards, but...
What Jongin didn’t expect was Sehun to actually make a move and snatch their leader right out from under his nose; and ever since then Jongin had kind of just squashed his feelings and teased the two of them constantly to cover up his own feelings.
It was obvious that his leader liked one maknae way more than the other anyway.
It wasn’t like Jongin didn’t notice when Junmyeon sometimes looked at him longer than usual, or when his touches lingered longer than they should have, but Jongin just grinned back every time and passed it off as part of his leader’s excessively caring personality. He was too afraid to act on his own feelings. Junmyeon smiled at everyone all the time, and Jongin was probably just another one of those people.
He wonders if he would have ever gotten the guts to confess at all. He always plays out the fantasies in his head but his pick-up lines are lamer than Kris's ahjumma airport outfit. And then he kind of sits around and mopes.
Perhaps this is why Sehun had bagged Junmyeon and Jongin didn’t.
part 2
Rating: nc-17
Genre: smut
Pairing: sekai, seho, sukai, sekaiho
Summary: Sehun enjoys the success of the Nutella Man incident while Jongin wants in on the action.
Warnings: threesome, top!suho, excessive swearing and as many pairings as you can get out of sekaiho
the plotless sequel to The Nutella Man. dedicated to kittiechen on tumblr because she makes me write the porn
also i stole the title from hyuna's "icecream"
It’s a chill day for EXO-K. Jongin, Chanyeol, Baekhyun and Kyungsoo have decided to spend their lazy afternoon squished up on the big couch for movie night.
Bella and Edward are meeting for the first time at school when quiet but unmistakeable thump-thump-thump-thump noises echo through the wall.
“Oh my god,” Jongin groans, covering his ears, “they’re at it again.”
Everyone ignores him (they’ve gotten used to it) so he gets off the couch to give his bandmates a piece of his mind. He goes down the hallway, stops at Suho and Sehun’s shared room and raises a hand to knock when a particularly dirty moan rumbles from inside.
“Fuck, hyung… harder…”
“Shush. Be quiet and take it.”
Jongin’s thoughts flop over and land in the gutter. Guardian angel my ass, you kinky bastard. No, wait. No. No no no no no.
He shakes his head. Angry! I’m supposed to be angry.
“Oi!” He bangs on the door. “Keep it down. We can hear you in the fucking lounge!”
Nothing. And then high-pitched sobs, followed by sadistic laughter. Probably Junmyeon having a field day with Sehun’s prostate again.
Wonderful, just the images Jongin needs. He tries to think of as many things as possible to kill his boner while he waddles back to the couch, legs crossed uncomfortably to hide his crotch.
“Aww,” Baekhyun makes a kissy face at him. "Didn't get to join in?”
“Fuck off.” Jongin’s not jealous. Nope.
~
“Aaah~ Open up, Sehunnie,” Junmyeon coos.
Sehun opens his mouth and Junmyeon drops the last piece of beef in, patting his cheek affectionately as Sehun chews and swallows.
He looks like the happiest three year old in the world and just sits there making smiley faces at everything.
“PDA. PDA,” Jongin screeches. “We’re in the middle of a fucking restaurant- ”
Several patrons whip around and glare at him.
“Language, please,” Junmyeon sings like the responsible leader he is when he’s not screwing Sehun silly, and everyone around them nods in agreement and Jongin feels cheated.
This is so unfair. He simmers under his grumpy face and viciously stabs at his food.
Junmyeon glances at Sehun’s plate. “Don’t forget your peas.".
Sehun scowls. “I don’t like peas.” He pushes his plate towards his leader.
“Sehun…”
“They’re icky. Can you eat them? Pleease?”
“No, you can’t keep making… well, okay, fine. But just this once though.”
Sehun now sits and makes smiley faces at everything with sparkly eyes.
Jongin pretends to spew. “Gross,” he says sarcastically.
“Jealous,” Baekhyun chirps from Junmyeon’s other side. He pops a dumpling in his mouth.
“Am not.”
No way. He’s not jealous. He doesn’t and never had a crush on Junmyeon. Why would anyone ever think that. Nooo.
When they get home Sehun offers to play video games with him.
“Are you serious?” Jongin looks at the plastic case of the game Sehun’s just slipped into the xbox. “Are you even old enough? How did you get this?"
“I asked Junmyeon-hyung?” Sehun offers.
“No way. I asked him to buy it for me last week and he said no!”
“Jongin, are you in or not?”
“…Yeah, okay. Move over, fatass, I’m playing.”
Twenty minutes later, while revving up his chainsaw, Jongin caves in and demands again to know exactly how their game came to be in Sehun’s possession. "Did he actually buy it for you?"
Sehun runs around on the map in search of new weapons.
“Wouldn’t you like to know,” he says smugly, and fixes up a barrier of barbed wire.
“Yeah, I - fuck, no, never mind. Don’t tell me or I’ll punch your face in.” Jongin gets stepped on by some hideous mass of flesh that’s supposed to be a monster and dies horribly. “Shit, how do I kill this thing?”
Sehun motions with his hand. “Shoot its head. Pass your controller, I'll show you.”
“Ew. Not with where your hands have been.”
“They’ve only been up- ”
“Lalala, can’t hear you.”
“You're such a girl, Jongin.”
“Excuse you, but look at me.” Jongin does a little body roll from his sitting position on the floor. “See any boobies? No? Even if I was a girl, I wouldn't spend all day bottoming for Junmyeon like you do.”
Sehun chokes on his chips. “You’re jealous, aren’t you? You so are.”
Jongin clocks Sehun in the head with his water bottle. Maybe he is. Just a wee bit.
~
“Sehunnie, want a hot chocolate?” Junmyeon asks. He stirs a steaming coffee on the countertop.
“Yup,” Sehun nods around a mouthful of toast.
Junmyeon looks at him expectantly.
“Please,” the boy adds innocently, blinking his lashes for extra effect.
Junmyeon makes him a hot chocolate while Jongin does a puking motion.
“That was so gay,” he tells Sehun, jabbing him in the nose.
“I am gay,” Sehun points out, spraying Jongin with toast crumbs from his mouth.
Their leader sets a steaming mug on the table, complete with a little stack of marshmallow minnows on the saucer and a killer smile to boot. “Here you go.” He ruffles Sehun’s hair.
Jongin frowns. "How come I don't get one?” he says petulantly. It should be law for Junmyeon to make hot chocolates for everyone.
Junmyeon hesitates like he’d been ready to clean up and go do something else, not get another hot chocolate for another brat.
“Alright,” he says finally, and pulls out a mug from the drawer. “But next time you can make it yourself, Jongin. It’s not like you don’t know how.”
And then he smiles the kind, soft smile that Jongin knows he would sell every last piece of his soul for. His insides spontaneously combust and he turns into a smiley loser like Sehun.
But when his hot chocolate comes and Junmyeon disappears off to do some laundry, he finds he didn’t even get a single marshmallow minnow.
He steals one from Sehun. The immature little shit grabs Jongin’s nipple through his tee and gives it a good twist.
“Ow, fuck, goddammit Sehun- ”
Sehun shoots him a “piss off” look and swipes his minnow back, dunking it into his drink so it can't be stolen again. “Get your own.”
Jongin sulks. Junmyeon always makes the best hot chocolates, hands down. But the ones he makes for Sehun are always extra special, with the creamy milk poured in cute heart designs and served piping hot in the maknae’s favourite Justin Bieber mug.
Jongin can’t deny that he’s always kind of really liked Junmyeon. Everyone likes Junmyeon.
But then there was the time when he found out Sehun had a crush on Junmyeon too. Well, the kid did run a Suho tumblr blog and collect magazine cutouts and read Seho fanfiction and even owned eight Suho photocards, but...
What Jongin didn’t expect was Sehun to actually make a move and snatch their leader right out from under his nose; and ever since then Jongin had kind of just squashed his feelings and teased the two of them constantly to cover up his own feelings.
It was obvious that his leader liked one maknae way more than the other anyway.
It wasn’t like Jongin didn’t notice when Junmyeon sometimes looked at him longer than usual, or when his touches lingered longer than they should have, but Jongin just grinned back every time and passed it off as part of his leader’s excessively caring personality. He was too afraid to act on his own feelings. Junmyeon smiled at everyone all the time, and Jongin was probably just another one of those people.
He wonders if he would have ever gotten the guts to confess at all. He always plays out the fantasies in his head but his pick-up lines are lamer than Kris's ahjumma airport outfit. And then he kind of sits around and mopes.
Perhaps this is why Sehun had bagged Junmyeon and Jongin didn’t.
part 2