Every morning, when I go into the closet to get dressed, Rex follows me in, purring and meowing. And every morning, I pick him up and kiss his little face. Then I set him down and he goes about his day
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tihs morng, momm tuk a longg bath lyk shee lykx tu du onn weekindz. Sheed bin inn thayr a looonnnggg tym, so i gott upp tu see wut shee wuz doin.. An i wuz walkin arownd teh tubb, an I went tu snif herr buk, an I FELL INNN!!11!1
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Tudaze my burthdae. At leest, momm sez itz prittee clowss, an I gess her lasst kat died onn thiss dae tu yeers ago, so shee figyurd taht my burthdae kuld havv bin taht day. i thInk thatz kuynda kreepee. butt sheel gett mee toiz and canna tunas, so iyll lett itt goe.
Friday night, Joe got home from Detroit around 10:30 pm. We had a drink or two, and then I said I was going to bed. As part of the Christmas-season going-to-bed ritual, I stepped out the front door to unplug the lighted garland that goes around the doorway
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tHares a bigg greenn ting taht momm put upp in teh hows. Tehn she put all sortz uv toiz on itt. so i nu itt wuz fer mee. So iv bin plaing inn itt. butt momm getz all madd at mee!11! Itz fer mee, an shee getz madd!11! shee grabd mee owt twys by my nekk skruf!!1 Sheez nott suppowzd tu du taht
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So i bin tryin evree nite tu gett owt. Momm an Dadd gow owt an tayk teh dawgz owt wit tehm. Cuppel tymz a nite. sow i'm tinkin' i kan sneek owt. Butt momm alwez kachez mee.