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[wingsandwill]

I don't understand how humans survive.

[Someone has a cold.]

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[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

Survive what?

[He's lounging. On a roof. In the snow.]

[text]

[wingsandwill]

Anything.

[Fuck you Lucifer laying in the snow is probably what got him into this mess which he's blowing way out of proportion. 8|]

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[abrotherlikeyou]

[Fine. You can have text, but Lucifer will make it a chore to read.]

Good question :) they're so breakable :P

Are :B you coming out :T today?

[He hates texting. A lot.]

[text]

[wingsandwill]

[What even Lucifer.]

Why are your words interspersed with inappropriate punctuation?

Not unless necessary.

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[marsfireignite]

You're not dying.

[Guess who's just reading in your chair because this shit is kind of funny to watch in person.]

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[wingsandwill]

I'm well aware.

[Shut up, Rei. He's ignoring you from his blanket cocoon.]

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[marsfireignite]

You're acting like a two year old.

[Page turn.]

You'll be fine in three days.

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[wingsandwill]

This is completely pointless, Rei. There is no reasons humans should be susceptible to such things. It is an evolutionary design flaw.

[Yes, that's blasphemous. Ask him if he cares.]

[Video]

[showchoirstar]

Quite easily.

[Rachel is in her jammies. In her room. With a dreidel.]

I have officially survived for seventeen years.

[She is just letting you know. Because this is something to be proud of. She's almost old enough to buy cigarettes she will never smoke, lottery tickets she will never scratch, and pornography she will never watch.]

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[wingsandwill]

With how delicate humans are, despite the short timespan in relation to other things that still seems an achievement.

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[showchoirstar]

Thank you!

[No, seriously, she's taking that as a compliment.]

[video]

[showchoirstar]

Now, why the initially morbid statement to begin with?

[bloodseal_soul]

What's going on?

[wingsandwill]

Nothing of extreme import. I was simply reminded again of how many ailments humans seem to be capable of acquiring.

[bloodseal_soul]

Have you tried drinking some tea and resting?

[wingsandwill]

I have tried the latter, but I have more important things to be doing.

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

[He. Is giggling. Just a little.]

Is the amazing, miracle man having trouble?

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[wingsandwill]

I am not capable of miracles at the moment.

[So there. 8| Just. Ignoring the relevant parts of that.]

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[kill_joo_ded]

boo hoo.

have you tried doing a hand stand while chanting the lotus sutra?

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[wingsandwill]

I am an angel. Sutras are not our area of influence.