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Dec 18, 2011 01:14

I don't understand how humans survive.

[Someone has a cold.]

so much bitching, *text, life sucks i know, what the hell

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[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 06:18:59 UTC

You're not dying.

[Guess who's just reading in your chair because this shit is kind of funny to watch in person.]

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 06:20:58 UTC

I'm well aware.

[Shut up, Rei. He's ignoring you from his blanket cocoon.]

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 06:24:13 UTC

You're acting like a two year old.

[Page turn.]

You'll be fine in three days.

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 06:29:05 UTC

This is completely pointless, Rei. There is no reasons humans should be susceptible to such things. It is an evolutionary design flaw.

[Yes, that's blasphemous. Ask him if he cares.]

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 06:36:16 UTC

[ -- okay, she's honestly trying not to laugh now, but she manages to keep her attention on whatever it is she's reading, her lips pursing together slightly.]

I'll be sure to put it in the suggestion box the next time I see the man in charge.

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 06:41:36 UTC

[IT'S NOT FUNNY REI.]

He wouldn't care.

[Sullenly.]

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 06:46:37 UTC

[That causes her to look up, arching her eyebrows almost incredulously.]

Are we seriously going to have the absentee father talk because you have the sniffles?

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 06:49:29 UTC

No. I simply felt the need to inform you of the fallacy in your plan.

[He's not looking at her, frowning at his PCD, eyebrows furrowed a bit at Lucifer's emoticons.]

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 06:54:14 UTC

[She rolls her eyes, closing the book to settle back in the chair, watching him curiously for a moment or two. What was so fascinating? And her own eyes glance down to her own PCD -- a habit, really, whenever Lucifer talks to anyone she cares about, although she's trying to get... better. It's not really working, though.

-- but hey, it proves to be useful this time around.]

Look at them sideways.

[Mildly.]

They're smiley faces.

[And she sends him a text.]

:) :( :O :P :|

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 06:57:50 UTC

[Castiel squints at them, tilting his head all the way to the side instead of turning the PCD. He studies the emoticons for a moment before speaking.]

They are extremely deformed.

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 07:05:28 UTC

I don't know, that last one looks like you.

[Dryly, as she returns to her book.]

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 07:23:23 UTC

[His head tilts even farther, almost impossibly.]

How?

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 07:32:40 UTC

You're not making the right face.

[And Rei stares at him evenly, with this exact expression.]

It's not going to match unless you make the right face.

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 07:52:30 UTC

[He stares at her for a moment, than at the emoticon, then back at her, then back at the screen.]

That is an extremely farfetched likeness, Rei.

[Offline] marsfireignite December 18 2011, 07:56:04 UTC

[She snorts to herself before she returns to her book.]

Use your imagination.

[Offline] wingsandwill December 18 2011, 07:59:34 UTC

Why?

[This is stupid, Rei. 8|]

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