Some day I will deal with the fact that my mother admitted to me that she added me as a signatory on her bank account so I could clear out all her money after she's dead. Today is not that day.

You will be able to kill people who talk on quiet trains with no negative repercussions whatsoever. In fact, you will be given a medal and have a national holiday named after you.

This might be the first year I fall asleep watching Thanksgiving football ON PURPOSE.

Whoever Wins, Chill A BitI'm not an Obama fan, particularly, but a lot of people I like and respect are. To treat Obama as something evil or subhuman would not only be disrespectful toward Obama, but toward them. Instead, I hope that if Obama is elected, their assessment of his strengths will turn out to be right, and mine will turn out to be wrong ( Read more... )

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that only a true geek would think is awesome.

I was also terribly overexcited at finding the BOX for an old Commodore64 in the back a closet at work, but that's just me.

65 Things That Look Like Pacman (the videogame character, not the felonious Dallas Cowboy)

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