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[winewomenand]

Change of topic!

What's the worst thing that you have ever done to get even with somebody?

Points will be awarded for creativity and effort.

Comments

[child_radical]

I grounded my brother after he took the money we needed for groceries to buy clothes, confiscated all of his pellet guns, and then shot him in the knee when he tried to force me to give them back.

And I also threatened to reveal a govenor's gay lover to the public in order for them to cancel an innocent man's execution.

[winewomenand]

Did he have a wife?

[child_radical]

Yes and some children also if I remember correctly.

[winewomenand]

He must have been well and truly fucked, then.

[miss_waldorf]

I could fill a whole book with it.

Brainstorming now?

[winewomenand]

Then call me up when you need a typist to dictate to, for I am all ears.

Imitation, flattery, etcetera.

[miss_waldorf]

The one I found most amusing is when I made my rival's trophy boyfriend come out of the closet. She was the town's most glorified hag for a full month.

[winewomenand]

Poor bitch. Couldn't get a date for months, I'll bet.

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[7thborn]

Well, that's just such a broad question, I'm not sure where to begin. Magic always leaves room for a bit of creativity.

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[winewomenand]

Answers to broad questions tell you the most about an individual.

Put any good curses on poor bastards lately?

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[7thborn]

Not lately. Bit of a pity, really-I might be getting out of practice. Though trick sweets handle the job just as well if you want to get even with someone.

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[winewomenand]

Trick candy? Magic?

[dresden4hire]

I shattered his knees with a baseball bat and then gave him a quarter so he could crawl to the pay phone and call an ambulance.

Pay phones cost 35 cents.

[winewomenand]

Applause! What did he do to deserve that level of comedic, intentioned violence to begin with, I wonder.

[dresden4hire]

He was a very bad man who did a lot of very bad things for a very long time.

[winewomenand]

How nondescript of you.

[missesthestars]

Where are you going with all this?

[winewomenand]

Rome. As in, all roads lead to. Didn't you hear?

[missesthestars]

Someone's taking notes, isn't he?

[winewomenand]

As if I, Robin Goodfellow, would need creative supplement in something that I was placed on the earth to accomplish.