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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 03:23:55 UTC
I shattered his knees with a baseball bat and then gave him a quarter so he could crawl to the pay phone and call an ambulance.

Pay phones cost 35 cents.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 03:34:05 UTC
Applause! What did he do to deserve that level of comedic, intentioned violence to begin with, I wonder.

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 03:58:55 UTC
He was a very bad man who did a lot of very bad things for a very long time.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 04:11:26 UTC
How nondescript of you.

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 04:12:42 UTC
He was possessed by a demon and lived for hundreds of years. It would take a while to list his wrap sheet.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 04:35:03 UTC
I was looking for the highlights.

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 04:40:50 UTC
Rape, murder, child molestation, liking boy bands. Really bad stuff.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 04:46:44 UTC
That was cute, the joke you made there.

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 04:49:44 UTC
I am rather adorable at times.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 05:02:54 UTC
But how are you naked?

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 05:04:07 UTC
Tall and skinny.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 05:12:29 UTC
Acceptable but not preferenced.

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 05:13:22 UTC
Miraculously, I'll be able to live with your slight disappointment.

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winewomenand August 5 2009, 05:22:42 UTC
I am not the one losing out on this deal.

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dresden4hire August 5 2009, 20:01:01 UTC
Well it's not me either so I feel bad for this third party that's involved.

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