"Let's see. You think. You wink. You do a double blink. You close your eyes, and.. jump!"

Mary rolled her eyes and let out an exasperated sigh, stepping carefully over the chalk drawings.

"Bert, what utter nonsense! Why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple?" she asked, giving Bert a mildly reproachful look. All he did in ( Read more... )

Bert is a cockney jack-of-all-trades. He's pretty much capable of taking on any job available, and it is only in this way that he manages to make a living. However, despite his less than favourable social status, he has a heart of gold, and blue blood ( Read more... )

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