Someday, dolphins are going to take over the world. We won't be laughing then.

[windscryer]

It's time for another geek entry from me! :D

So I was linked to this article by a friend on Twitter and am now realizing that our fear of domination from the stars may be totally the wrong direction. Literally.

Though I don't truly fear a dolphin takeover since I have been totally brainwashed think dolphins are adorable and amazing creatures, I do

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[lemmealone]

Personally I am comforted by the fact that the ocean contains such a thing as the NUDIBRANCH. Wait. Not comforted. The other thing.

[windscryer]

I KNOW, RIGHT?

I now hear people say, "Can you imagine what things are down there we haven't even discovered yet?!" and feel a cold crawl sense of dread creep up my spine.

PLEASE LET THE ZOMBIES ATTACK BEFORE THE DOLPHINS' PLANS ARE COMPLETE! PLEASE!

[lemmealone]

See, now I'm PREPARED for zombies. But nobody expects dolphins - that's what makes them so terrifying.

[windscryer]

EXACTLY. They're too busy going, "OH LOOK HOW CUTE!" and buying stuffed merchandise for brainwashing their kids from the gift stores and online sites that fund the dolphins' evol!plans!

I think we need to organize and make buttons and things.

*goes to attempt some PS magick*

[tahirire]

So long so long and thaaaanks, for all the fiiiiish. *dances*

[windscryer]

I KNEW IT. THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT ICON I KNEW. YOU'VE ALREADY SUBMITTED TO THEM, HAVEN'T YOU?

*wibbles*

I hope this doesn't mean we'll have to face each other on the battlefield someday. I like you too much. :{

That doesn't mean I won't kill you before you can kill me.

But I'll cry a lot after the victory party. ;_;

[tahirire]

HA. As IF.

I was a zookeeper for five years, I am IMMUNE to their dolphiny ways! However, I can speak their language and believe myself invaluable as a spy.

BRING IT ON, DOLPHINS.

[windscryer]

OH SWEET. *happily welcomes you to the Resistance* SHALL I MAKE YOU A DOLPHAGEDDON BUTTON TOO? :D

In other news, do I WANT to know wtf that is in your icon? It looks angry and scary and sort of really freaking cool.