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The Celestial Spheres have reached alignment. It's time to write some Haikus. Haikus by Arthur ( Read more... )

( On the Blade of a Dog! )

Article on NWAnews.com

quote:
"They said they didn’t check up on me, but they would pull out three-ring binders full of my blog entries printed out,"

( Astounding Conclusion )

This is my obligatory post. I'm not dead yet. Really, I'm not!!!

(returns to CS 315 homework)

I have come to a revelation today: Sean Connery is a Badass.

It took me time to come to this revelation, but once I reached it, the conclusion was inescapable. Why is Sean Connery a badass? Well, here's why:

( Point One )

As of last night, my computer is in a coma. I think the power button finally broke. Most a pity, as my 366 Mhz computer had served me long an faithfully, like a loyal samurai ( Read more... )

Aha! For the first time in seventeen bajillion years I shall make a journal update! Dun dun dun!! Monkeys and Badgers of Justice!!

( Kirksville )

I have come to the conclusion that my anti-sickness medication dispels headaches by converting them into dizziness rays and wanderlust beams, and has the side effect of making me unable to write kanji ( Read more... )