[DA]

[windanddragon]

... well, I'm back home now...

That could have gone a lot better...

Comments

[i_like_red]

Oh?

[windanddragon]

I-

Wait, a desert?

[i_like_red]

...I... dunno.
Occasionally people mistake me for some guy travelling in a desert with a cat or something.
Just came to mind, that's all!

[windanddragon]

Oh.

Those don't explain why they couldn't contact me... Maybe I should say I was hiding from the mafia?

[i_like_red]

But then they'd want to know what you did to the mafia!

[windanddragon]

I told you I'm bad at this!

Uh... I got kidnapped by some goblins and had to beat up David Bowie?

[i_like_red]

...yeah, you really ARE bad at this.

[windanddragon]

Well you should help then!

[i_like_red]

Argh... hmmm...
...you went to do charity work in another country and they didn't have any phones!?

[windanddragon]

.... she'd kill me for not telling her first.

[i_like_red]

Hmmm... you fell asleep on a boat that took you to another country that had no phones and then you decided to stay and help the people there??

[windanddragon]

... That might work!

[i_like_red]

Wha...really?

[windanddragon]

Maybe! I'll go use that now!

[i_like_red]

Okay! Let me know how it goes!!

[windanddragon]

...

crap.