Comments | wilperegrine: The wrong kind of smarts

wilperegrine

The wrong kind of smarts

Oct 06, 2010 13:14

My car is trying to become the stereotypical Jewish mother that I never had. It worries about many things and makes sure I am aware of potential mistakes I might make in the future. Sometimes this is helpful, like on the few occasions I've had to manually turn on the headlights and it has reminded me to turn them off. Usually though, the car ( Read more... )

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cynara_linnaea October 6 2010, 18:35:41 UTC

Thank you for providing me with a great laugh.

wilperegrine October 6 2010, 19:41:01 UTC

Any time!

taylweaver October 6 2010, 20:30:14 UTC

It was totally the bunch of kale that put it over the edge. Did you end up buckling in your groceries?

wilperegrine October 6 2010, 23:32:56 UTC

That's just what my car *wants* me to do. Nope!

shirei_shibolim October 7 2010, 03:21:25 UTC

EPIC KALE.

indigoalia October 7 2010, 12:25:21 UTC

I do agree with your car about worrying when you're driving with the parking brake on. :)

firnymph October 7 2010, 15:40:15 UTC

My mom's car does that... my Dad, despite being in a state where it's a punishable offense to drive without your seatbelt on, still refuses to wear a seatbelt. For a while he was driving with one hand and holding the seatbelt as near the clicking mechanism as possible without ACTUALLY clicking in the seatbelt. I have no idea what this accomplished... but it made him feel better for a while and caused the awful beeping to stop. Then he finally gave in.

Just wait until you get the weather outside is below 37 degrees beep and the gas level is below 1/4 of a tank beep... yes, these do exist.