[ guess who's a little disgruntled today ]

Um.

What was that?

Ugh, I can't believe that even happened! Thank God it's over.

[ thoughtful pause ] Though, I guess it had its perks! Hey, Simmons? Grif? [ now his voice turns a little sing-songy ] I never knew you guys cared! You've really touched my heart!! [ yes, he can go on ]

[ but then-- ] -- ( Read more... )

Oh, golly.. this place is really big....

I can't find my moms anywhere, though......

Um. So... this place I guess isn't Earth, is it?

[ pause ]

I really hope there aren't any aliens around....

[ guess who's FULLY RECOVERED ALREADY AWWW YEAH ] Well, that shot sure did wonders!! [ oops. admitting he was ill in the first place. OH WELL ] I feel so much better!!

[ some shifting and then a very loud CLANK!!! ] Holy--!!

...

...

That.. was weird. I thought I locked my armor in place... [ shuffling, sound of metal being messed with ] ... Um ( Read more... )

[ yep. guess who's sick? too bad Donut doesn't believe in being sick ]

H-hey, Simmons? Grif? Are you guys okay? I noticed some people weren't feeling 100% so I--

[ the feed is muffled for a moment ]--so I was making sure you guys weren't sick, too ( Read more... )

[ there's a lot of flailing noises, followed by a shrill yell ] W-woah!!

H-hey, we're getting changed back already?? But this is awesome! I was just getting the hang of this!

Damn! Why does all the fun stuff have to end so quickly??

[ so hello travelers. Donut's got his srs voice on. or something ] I'm looking for someone. He calls himself "Washington;" he's a Freelancer! Has anyone seen or heard anyone by that name here?

[ pause ] And if you can hear this, Washington, I've got something to say: You missed, bitch! I'm not dead!

[ yes, he's not pleased, but that srsness doesn ( Read more... )

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... guys??

T-that's not funny!! If you want to scare me, you're going to have to try harder!!

...but not that much harder.

[ a small whimper ] U-uhhh... Simmons? Church? [ long, hesitant pause ] ..Grif??

[ and a sudden SCREAM ] W-whose hands are those?! I'm serious!! Knock it off ( Read more... )

[the mic clicks on and there are some bird noises in the background- whoever is posting is doing so from the woods]

This is Private First Class Dick Simmons, asking for an update on our current situation. Sarge, sir? Grif? Are either of you out there? Please respond.

[then there's a small pause] Wait, so this is like a walkie? Really? This sucks. ( Read more... )