[voice]

[rainingcereal]

You know, this may be the most expensive thing I've ever worn, but I'd rather be able to take it off too!

[ooc; Neil is dressed as James Bond which means, uh, yeah, he probably looks like a certain point man now.]

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[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

Well it shrinks if you try to. [Mad mad mad mad bossy mad]

What are you stuck as? If it's comfortable, you can always hide in your room... I should make prepared meals...

[Can you hear him sounding sort of terse? Everyone can hear him sounding terse. Someone's clothes shrank a little. Leave it to Gau to find that out firsthand. And to try it TWICE at that.]

Re: [Voice]

[rainingcereal]

How badly did yours shrink? I'm in a fucking suit. With the vest, and CUFFLINKS. Fuck, the only thing I'm left to complete a fucking Rat Pack is a fedora.

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[It...takes him a moment to parse out what you said amidst all that profanity. He has half a mind to rebuke you, but he's not in much of a position, right now. He grimaces, and retorts:]

A suit is modest! This is... It's just horrible!

[Voice]

[rainingcereal]

It's stuffy, and it's more clothes than I've worn, like ever!

What did you get?

VOICE

[onedayaqueen]

What sort of expensive thing are you stuck in?

VOICE

[rainingcereal]

A suit. Probably branded, but it's not like I can take it off and check the label now, can I?

VOICE

[onedayaqueen]

I'm sorry, I'm... I'm not sure I know what a suit is.

Re: VOICE

[rainingcereal]

Stuffy thing. It's not that worth knowing anyway.

[ voice ]

[remembered]

Hang on. So I'm not the only one stuck with a costume? I just thought someone decided to bring my wardrobe back from home.

What've you got on?

[ voice ]

[rainingcereal]

A suit. With the vest and the cufflinks and the tie, and fuck, I can barely breathe in this shit.

...you do know what a suit is, don't you?

[ voice ]

[remembered]

'Course I know what a suit is! What's so terrible about wearing one is what I don't know.

Re: [ voice ]

[rainingcereal]

It won't be all that terrible if I can take it off!

[specificities]

We'd all like to.

[rainingcereal]

If wishes were horses, eh?

[specificities]

Beggars would ride, yeah.

[rainingcereal]

How long does this sort of shit usually last? I can't get a proper wank in without dirtying something.