[voice]

[rainingcereal]

You know, this may be the most expensive thing I've ever worn, but I'd rather be able to take it off too!

[ooc; Neil is dressed as James Bond which means, uh, yeah, he probably looks like a certain point man now.]

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[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

Well it shrinks if you try to. [Mad mad mad mad bossy mad]

What are you stuck as? If it's comfortable, you can always hide in your room... I should make prepared meals...

[Can you hear him sounding sort of terse? Everyone can hear him sounding terse. Someone's clothes shrank a little. Leave it to Gau to find that out firsthand. And to try it TWICE at that.]

Re: [Voice]

[rainingcereal]

How badly did yours shrink? I'm in a fucking suit. With the vest, and CUFFLINKS. Fuck, the only thing I'm left to complete a fucking Rat Pack is a fedora.

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[It...takes him a moment to parse out what you said amidst all that profanity. He has half a mind to rebuke you, but he's not in much of a position, right now. He grimaces, and retorts:]

A suit is modest! This is... It's just horrible!

[Voice]

[rainingcereal]

It's stuffy, and it's more clothes than I've worn, like ever!

What did you get?

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[Urk! He so doesn't want to talk about it! Aaagh!]

Just-!
Just something-! [Excuse him while he tries to fix that way tight necklace again. This is so uncomfortable... He totally hopes you don't try to coax it out of him. He's mortified. And this after he's been wandering around the whole caravan in it with food for people too mortified to get out of their rooms...]

[Voice]

[rainingcereal]

Oh, come on. It can't be that bad, can it?

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[Darkly, almost ominously]
Do you read yaoi manga?

It's that bad!

[Voice]

[rainingcereal]

Ya, what? Sorry, I don't speak Japanese. Is there an American equivalent of that?

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

It's-! [he's about to explode, then it sinks in that you said you DIDN'T know about it, and he relaxes a little. Just a little. Touchy subject]

I don't know. My english was never very good from the start...

But...I don't like being dressed like a pervert-magnet! [Oh yes, very big on keeping off perverts, Gau is...]

Re: [Voice]

[rainingcereal]

You are in some sort of fetish wear, aren't you?

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

............ Some people will make a fetish out of anything! [Trying to snappishly push it off as no big deal. Oh yes~ He is~]

Re: [Voice]

[rainingcereal]

So that means, yes you are in some sort of fetish wear.

What sort?

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[Aaargh!]

I don't know if there's an Anerican equivalent! I don't even know if-!

It LOOKS like something that I recognize, but if it's from this place, I can't be sure!

[A semi-distressed, semi-"I-can-hide-this-by-pretending-I-have-rage-PMS" moment.]

In...America, do they put boys in cats-ears and tails? [Has to be blurted out eventually, oh he's so MAD at himself for doing it, too. Even his lacking self-preservation sense thinks this might be a bad idea.]

Re: [Voice]

[rainingcereal]

They do that in China? Oh wait, you're from Japan.

WAIT- [you can HEAR the grin]

You're in cat ears? With tail? ...how does that even work? Won't the tail get in the way of fucking?

[Voice]

[justice_by_coma]

[And that's the sound of the lit fuse finally getting at the dynamite]

I WOULDN'T KNOW!

[Voice]

[rainingcereal]

You are in fetish wear and you are not even TRYING to have sex? What the fuck is wrong with you?