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005 [voice]

Oct 13, 2010 13:03

[obnoxious static, rustling, then:]

-what's this do? Oh. Hello? Can people hear me?

[more rustling, then a fwump]

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel. Does anybody know where I can find some self-raising flour? And eggs. Oh, and icing in every colour. I don't think - [GASP] - is- is that a giant? But those aren't even real.

...I don't have to ride on it, do

cmt: dexter grif, cmt: santana lopez, cmt: tyki mikk, cmt: burt hummel, cmt: finn hudson, kurt hummel

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[ voice ] likeihatenazis October 13 2010, 02:23:19 UTC

Kurt Hummel? [ WHO ARE YOU AND WHY IS YOUR NAME SIMILAR ]

[ voice ] isfullofennui October 13 2010, 02:26:12 UTC

Yes. Who are you?

[ voice ] likeihatenazis October 13 2010, 02:32:43 UTC

I'm Burt. Burt Hummel.

[ voice ] isfullofennui October 13 2010, 02:41:31 UTC

[. . .]

That's my dad's name.

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itsahotone October 13 2010, 02:49:30 UTC

Kurt? [Look who hasn't regressed so much yet!] Oh, this is too good.

isfullofennui October 13 2010, 03:24:46 UTC

Hi. Who are you?

itsahotone October 13 2010, 03:46:29 UTC

Santana. Duh?

isfullofennui October 13 2010, 03:50:03 UTC

Have we met?

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Voice; DESPITE THE ICONS, HE'S 10 RIGHT NOW. im_driving October 13 2010, 02:53:52 UTC

...Are you making a cake?

Voice; isfullofennui October 13 2010, 03:26:57 UTC

No, I'm making cupcakes.

Voice im_driving October 13 2010, 03:30:23 UTC

Yeah, big difference there.

[Pause.]

...what flavor?

[You are spared mocking by his childlike state.]

Voice isfullofennui October 13 2010, 03:41:10 UTC

Every flavour. What's your favourite?

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wheelwork October 13 2010, 12:30:57 UTC

Yes. That's a giant. If kids are bad, we feed them to it.

isfullofennui October 13 2010, 22:53:11 UTC

...You're lying.

wheelwork October 13 2010, 22:55:28 UTC

Am I?

isfullofennui October 13 2010, 23:47:55 UTC

Yes. Like the story of Rumpelstiltskin or Paula Abdul singing anything worth listening to. It's not true. It's probably just an animatronic from a float. Maybe it got lost on its way to the parade.

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[voice forever] whatsacliche October 14 2010, 03:33:36 UTC

I don't think it's fiscally possible to get icing in every color.

isfullofennui October 14 2010, 03:35:36 UTC

Pardon?

whatsacliche October 14 2010, 03:38:42 UTC

You can't get all the colors. There's too many. The kitchen would explode.

isfullofennui October 14 2010, 03:53:50 UTC

I didn't mean literally.

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