005 [voice]

[isfullofennui]

[obnoxious static, rustling, then:]

-what's this do? Oh. Hello? Can people hear me?

[more rustling, then a fwump]

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel. Does anybody know where I can find some self-raising flour? And eggs. Oh, and icing in every colour. I don't think - [GASP] - is- is that a giant? But those aren't even real.

...I don't have to ride on it, do

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[wheelwork]

Yes. That's a giant. If kids are bad, we feed them to it.

[isfullofennui]

...You're lying.

[wheelwork]

Am I?

[isfullofennui]

Yes. Like the story of Rumpelstiltskin or Paula Abdul singing anything worth listening to. It's not true. It's probably just an animatronic from a float. Maybe it got lost on its way to the parade.

[wheelwork]

Okay, if it's not real, go touch it.

[isfullofennui]

No. It might step on me.

[wheelwork]

Then you can sue the crap out of Disney.

[isfullofennui]

You shouldn't swear.

[wheelwork]

What? What'd I say?

[isfullofennui]

The c-word.

[wheelwork]

(long pause...) That's not even a swear!

[isfullofennui]

Yes, it is. It's vulgar.

[wheelwork]

It's not. Shit is vulgar.

[isfullofennui]

[HDU] Stop it.

[wheelwork]

I'm just saying, man. There's a difference.

[isfullofennui]

They're all bad. And my name's Kurt, not man.