'How To Be A Desput' -or- 'Wot Evry Tutor Nedes to Now'

[will_aurelius]

 How To Giv Lesuns

Step one: Sit behind yor desk and look v. v. WISE and INSCURTABLE. Havving a pipe helps also perhaps a robe with a hood. Wate for students to stop chuking bits of bunjy, papers, inkwells, dead rats, foopballs, knievs, old tomatoes ect ect.

Step two: After it becom evidint by the clock that the torent is in no dangir of stoping

Comments

[metody_green]

Hey! What do you mean 'every tutor'?!

[thenameiscrane]

One begins to despair, Master William.

Again, please.

[boxofcomfits]

You desperately need a proofreader.

And I thought having a governess was unpleasant at times. Only I do pity your tutor-it sounds as though your class isn't the most respectful (to say the least).

{{OOC: I've been wondering what "Step Four: TURN INTO A RAVING LOONEY FOR THE NEXT FIVE MIN" was referring to! Hee.}}

[boxofcomfits]

{{OOC: I didn't see a "Contact Post" sort of entry, so I'm going to leave this here. ^_^}}

Many happy returns, Mr Spike!